The Creative Insult Game

[NightTripper]

Your city's various branches of justice are so completely inept that when you stole my mothers ashes they charged you with drug smuggling and even after they had all the information to prove your innocence, they let you rot in prison because you wouldn't bribe the DA with cash or other favors.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Your city's various branches of justice are so completely inept that when you stole my mothers ashes they charged you with drug smuggling and even after they had all the information to prove your innocence, they let you rot in prion because you wouldn't bribe the DA with cash or other favors.

The only reason that happened is because the fat-livered, tar-lunged fools, in your city were convinced that the "Eve's Ashes" I was selling on black market were a designer drug derived from "Angel Dust." I made a lot of money that week. :3

 

[NightTripper]

The only reason that happened is because the fat-livered, tar-lunged fools, in your city were convinced that the "Eve's Ashes" I was selling on black market were a designer drug derived from "Angel Dust." I made a lot of money that week. :3

(You're not even far off from reality. This place is garbage. )

If I didn't know any better I'd say you have a personality.

 

[MetroFox2]

You both live in times full of idiots. Neither of you have good, natural floof or sleep wrapped in animal skins fearing what's out there in the dark! You're weak. You make me sick.

 

[SkyeLegs]

May a plague of rabid cows vomit upon your lands.

 

[Ravofox]

God must have been trying to make a fox, overdid the legs in photoshop, and was too lazy to change it

 

[larigot]

You great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly!

 

[Keefur]

What happened to your fur? Did you lick a wall socket?

 

[Skychickens]

Looks like those scientists that revived you weren’t going for much.

 

[Keefur]

When I saw your name, I thought about this...

 

[Ravofox]

Even dodos lasted longer than you!

 

[Guifrog]

I still swim faster than you!

 

[Keefur]

Are you the result of a love affair between a gummy bear and a garden slug?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Yo momma is so cute, she looks at you and is sorry she couldn't swallow.

 

[Guifrog]

You bitter orange juice head!

 

[Keefur]

I think I met some of your relatives the other day... on the buffet table.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Don't be jealous that he actually has relatives that are alive and you don't.

 

[Keefur]

So says the escapee from the D&D Monster Manual.

 

[MetroFox2]

That beard on your chin is pitiful, grow a good chin tuft and then we can talk.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

They say two heads are better than one, but you might want to stop and let me call for your backup or we'll be here all day waiting for stupid to improve.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I bet you're the reason men are going gay.

 

[Wap]

Smexy? Like, okay, for a blind person maybe.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

I enjoy sensitive guys with rock hard exteriors and tender, emotional sides. usually with sweet baby Ray barbeque sauce, side salad, baked potato, and cooked to medium well perfection.

 

[Doodle Bunny]

No wonder you're "stranger danger"! That was a whole lotta yikes you spewed!

 

[Wap]

Paper fans are the only only kind of fans you have.