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The Dissenter

Faustus

Well-Known Member
I've heard that reading is the gateway to a magical land. Then I read 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and found out that the magical land is full of death, incest and having your tenders chopped off or your eyes poked out, just because nobody can agree on who should sit in the most uncomfortable chair ever designed. I know it's *probably* a metaphor, but I'd say it's not worth the risk.

These paint fumes smell delicious!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*Ahem* You mean pleasant not delicious. Cause paint does smell killer, but not very yummy.. I know... It doesn't say dont eat on the side, so I thought it was fine.

Pokemon make the best friends.
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
Well.....they are more abused pets than friends if you really analyze things

Hot sauce is great on anything
 

sleepy kitty

Purrfect hair forever! :)
But they eat even worse bugs that could give you lyme disease. :eek:

There's nothing cuter than a cat's purr.
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
It burns eyes and skin, my precious precious skin.

Chocolate is the best flavor of ice cream
 

sleepy kitty

Purrfect hair forever! :)
It is if it's snowman poop (snowman poop is just marshmallows)

Bob's Burgers is the best cartoon
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Buuuuuut I do beeeeecauseeeee then we can have a flying horse!

I think its really nice to write in the middle of the lines in line paper
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Well, you've still failed your English Literature exam, because I'm a stickler for the little details.

I'm going to take over the world!
 

sleepy kitty

Purrfect hair forever! :)
What if the chocolate pizza is made entitely out of chocolate. A pizza-shaped chocolate?? Mmmm, sounds good.

You can't mate a pig and an elephant! Ever heard that song by Loverboy? The one that goes, "Pig and elephant DNA just wont splice,"?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
One, that sounds like a stupid song, two it can be done because here it is!

*Shows you a pink elephant with a little pig tail.*

You know what doesn't look good. Socks and sandals.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Socks look great with sandals! You just have to put the sandals on first. Then you look like a ninja!

I reckon being punched in the face is pretty unpleasant.
 
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