So FAF causes you to lose faith in humanity but the triple dicked, face dicked and anus dicked denizens of SL restore your faith?
Oh wait, can't forget nipple dicked.
Don't call you Mike? But that is how I have known you since you got here! I call you Mike and I snuggle you and make you smile because FAF is not such a bad place.
*insert cult-paraphernalia here*