OW! Well, best I get them removed professionally, hopefully with some painkillers!
Let's see: needed a claw transplant, after losing them, getting stuck in a tree made of very hard wood.
A group of small children decided they liked you. Several hours later, the ambulance was called.
My ears are not bat-like! I hope he gets arrested. -.-Walking home a strange man smelling of booze and looking strangely like Ben Affeck said he was the only true batman, and kicked the crap out of you trying to pull of ears.