The furry above you just died, why?

[Gem-Wolf]

What caused the death of the furry above you?

Be as creative as you can while abiding by the forum rules.

Go!!

 

[Gem-Wolf]

Do you guys need me to start? Okay, replying to mysef:

Ate too many magic mushrooms and tried to fly off a clif

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Ate some wild mushrooms that turned out to be poisonous.

 

[Gem-Wolf]

Got bitten by a venomous snake

 

[space_strayCat]

Got run over by a snake's bike trying to deliver food

 

[Gem-Wolf]

Ate too much chocolate

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It started off as an ordinary day. Blue skies, chirping birds, and what SEEMED like an ordinary visit to the dentist. You just needed a pick-me-up before you go. A nice cup of coffee from Starbucks, you decide. But uh oh, you've pulled into the StarBuck Naked Coffee Hut/Strip club by mistake. You'd leave, but you've already paid for your pumpkin spice latte (it IS October after all) so now you'll have to just sit in the car while several buff deer stare awkwardly at you. You realize that the car in front of you is your dentist, and well let's just say he's practicing poor oral hygiene.

You gasp in shock, and then a random piano falls on your head because it's "wacky Wednesday"

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

You are stuck in that position in the level from Trouble in Terrorist Town, until someone give you the hot potato and runs away. Thus, you explode with the hot potato.

(Remember Garry's Mod?)

 

[ssaannttoo]

Diabetus

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Diafeetus

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Died of beaties.

 

[Euroann]

Died of pink sparkle overdose.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

boogie fever

 

[MaplePurrys]

TOO MUCH DOMINOS

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Slandered pizza

 

[ben909]

mushroom revolt over the pizza

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Turns out Mellow Mushroom isn't a gathering place for mushrooms

 

[ssaannttoo]

Got sausaged.

 

[Yakamaru]

One too many smooches. o3o

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Lightsabre accident

 

[Vishunei]

You passed quietly in your sleep. Too much rest, I'm afraid.

 

[Dragon64]

Insomnia

 

[Vishunei]

Seems we have a lucky winner here as I'm no stranger to that.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Made a mistake on your apothecary exam and brewed a murder potion instead of hot chocolate

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Choked on an anchovy.