The furry above you just died, why?

[RamblingRenegade]

fed me an anchovy lol

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Thought they were dreaming, but they really WERE tightroping across the Grand Canyon

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ate too much sausage, all those carbs and complex portents started getting to them.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Ate nothing but cucumbers

 

[RamblingRenegade]

choked on a goldfish

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Too much energy drinks

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Not enough energy
( nah I only had 2 today lol)

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Turns out horses also freeze in headlights

 

[TrixieFox]

Turns out horses also freeze in headlights

you were the one driving... it killed you

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Was in the passenger seat yelling "FASTER"

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Came back as a ghost and took vengeance

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Came back as a vampire, decided to watch the sunrise

 

[RamblingRenegade]

stuck a fork in a toaster

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Was beheaded while attempting the ultimate Beyblade move

 

[Foxridley]

Slipped on a banana peel at the Grand Canyon.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Wen't swimming in Amity found Jaws

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Incited forum rage by posting 1 second before someone else

 

[metatherat]

Turns out the paws were not supposed to be on fire.

 

[Amepix]

A cat. Without a hat.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

It involves a bunch of nails, a railroad and a clown, the details are too gruesome to disclose.

 

[Amepix]

A house fire

 

[NilsTeutschLW97]

A car crash

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Fell out of a rollercoaster.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Not enough sleep qwq

she will be missed.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

a dragon thought you were a Q-tip