The furry above you just died, why?

[ssaannttoo]

I can be a candle now uwu

You tried to throw it back but only threw your back out.

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Was too foxy

 

[Sodasats20]

Went to sleep and never woke up

 

[Amepix]

Looked too much like an orange

 

[Sodasats20]

The toxic members of the fandoms on his banner attacked him all at once

 

[Amepix]

The toxic members of the fandoms on his banner attacked him all at once

Nooooooooooo! Not the thousands of toxic fans!

 

[Sodasats20]

Nooooooooooo! Not the thousands of toxic fans!

Yes, ALL OF THEM!!!

 

[Amepix]

Hmm... You get attacked by thousands of people saying you're cringe and proceed to die from cringe

 

[Sodasats20]

Im sorry but I’m a redditor, that is impossible

 

[Amepix]

You spontaneously explode

 

[Sodasats20]

Better. And you die of food poisoning

 

[Amepix]

I am a wolf that eats chocolate. Very likey to happen

 

[Foxridley]

To quote my niece, "just laid down and got dead."

 

[Sodasats20]

Someone used the diamond on their forehead as target practice

 

[Inferndragon]

Fought against a bunch of ninjas and successfully took them out. Unfortunately, didn't look where they were going and proceeded to slip on a subway sandwich on the floor. Causing Sasuki to do a 180 backflip banging their head in the process. That didn't actually kill Sasuki... They were put into a coma for 80 years and died of natural causes.

 

[CreachureComforts]

Couldn't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

 

[Sodasats20]

The emo consumed them

 

[Inferndragon]

Sasuki got shaken too much and became soda.

 

[Sodasats20]

Got hit with an actual arrow during the remake of the hobbit

 

[ssaannttoo]

you sat on too much soda

 

[Faustus]

I bitted him and gabe him da 'rona.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I bitted him and gave him Ligma.

 

[Sodasats20]

I bited him and he got bofa

 

[ssaannttoo]

I bited him and he got aids

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

I bited him and he got diabeetus