The furry above you just died, why?

[ssaannttoo]

I bited him and he got iridocyclytus

 

[FitzOblong]

Nobody ever told me how to breath fire. One day, I sneezed the wrong way and spew out fire. In panic I tried to blow you out, but only made it worse.

Feels kind of dark, i hope this is ok, it's my first post, and it's been a while since the last forum I was active in. Also, seems I am a bit late to the party, again.

 

[Servyl]

Breathed too much fire. Eventually developed smoker lungs, leading to his demise.

 

[Sodasats20]

Crashed her Plane during irl Order 66

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Turned their power up to over 9000

 

[Servyl]

Overworked himself. Snapped his legs.

 

[Deleted member 162282]

Altercations following a catnip induced fender bender.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Tried to steal Picnic Baskets

 

[Deleted member 162282]

Wouldn't give-up the picnic basket.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Wouldn't give-up the picnic basket.

touché

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Because this time they were successful at ending their life

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Broke their leg, couldn't race anymore.

 

[TrixieFox]

Broke their leg, couldn't race anymore.

fell asleep in the wrong place

 

[Sodasats20]

Got a bad case of pneumonia after staying out in the rain for too long

 

[Amepix]

Was blown up or something. I'm not very creative today

 

[TrixieFox]

Was blown up or something. I'm not very creative today

the ghost I summoned... Sorry bud

 

[Amepix]

the ghost I summoned... Sorry bud

The what?

 

[Servyl]

Had a lethal meltdown bc someone asked if he was made of chocolate

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Drowned in the boiling melted chocolate hereby; it was very painful as well as kind of funny

Please PLEASE somebody kill me with something else than fire

 

[TrixieFox]

Drowned in the boiling melted chocolate hereby; it was very painful as well as kind of funny

Please PLEASE somebody kill me with something else than fire

it wasn't fine

 

[Deleted member 162282]

Trampled by a stampede of orphans.

 

[Servyl]

Killed for a poaching contest.

 

[Deleted member 162282]

Took one step out of the safari reserve.

 

[Sodasats20]

Got jumpscared by the autism creature

 

[Deleted member 162282]

Went missing after scaring a bear.