The furry above you just died, why?

[Yakamaru]

Ran into a wall Wile E. Coyote style. Unfortunately the wall was full of spikes.

 

[Deleted member 160950]

Fell into a pool of acid

 

[Yakamaru]

Got eaten by the Blob. No amount of plot armour is gonna save ya. :>

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Tried to get noticed and failed so jumped off a building

 

[Deleted member 160950]

Stepped in a deadly explosive laser beam and imploded into a black hole

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Stepped in a deadly explosive laser beam and imploded into a black hole

Where sounds fun

 

[Deleted member 160950]

Got eaten by the Blob. No amount of plot armour is gonna save ya. :>

You got crushed by a piano man with his piano

 

[Deleted member 162282]

Mistook a grenade for a suppository.

 

[WhiteFur]

Inhaled too much Helium, last words were super squeaky

 

[Deleted member 160950]

Your microwave exploded, killing you painfully and slowly

 

[WhiteFur]

Your microwave exploded, killing you painfully and slowly

Wait, how can I die slowly if the microwave exploded?

 

[Deleted member 160950]

Wait, how can I die slowly if the microwave exploded?

It partially exploded

 

[Amepix]

Radiation

 

[Deleted member 160950]

You ate an explosive chocolate cake and exploded violently

 

[Amepix]

You ate an explosive chocolate cake and exploded violently

How? Is everything just explosives?

 

[Yakamaru]

Stepped on a LEGO. Unfortunately it was also made of C4.

Did you step on a LEGO shaped like a C4 charge, or a C4 charge shaped as a LEGO? The world shall never know. :>

 

[Deleted member 160950]

How? Is everything just explosives?

Yes
I know, I am a sick bastard

 

[Deleted member 160950]

Stepped on a LEGO. Unfortunately it was also made of C4.

You fell into a giant food blender

 

[Yakamaru]

You fell into a giant food blender

You fell with me as I pull your leg down with me. And we exploded.

 

[Deleted member 160950]

You fell with me as I pull your leg down with me. And we exploded.

Uno reverse card
I survived
You messed with Foxy the Wolf 32 aka me on a bad day and I kill you

 

[FitzOblong]

The remains of aperture science decided that you choose to be a test candidate, but GlaDOS learned from the Chell incident.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Someone unplugged the simulation!

 

[Yakamaru]

You said "I would rather die than wear a French Maid outfit and call you Master for a day". Well..

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Took turns shooting renegade

 

[Deleted member 162282]

Failed staging a Coup d'etat to take over Furaffinity, was swiftly executed.