The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

[Plouc the Dragon]

Get smacked by a ban hammer

(I’m so so sorry guys, I lose my mind while sending a trouble ticket)

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Ate some sketchy sushi from 7-Eleven and got food poisoning.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Went to a sketchy neighborhood, got beat up by artists

 

[Peaches The Wolf]

Got bonked too hard

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Said "watch this!" Right before skateboarding off the Golden Gate Bridge

 

[Path Light]

Crashed head on into a sign

 

[Universe]

Got hit on the head by a rather big diamond

 

[Path Light]

Hit in the face by an iceberg

 

[Universe]

Hit in the face by an iceberg

Really that’s nothing got punched by the Incredible Hulk

 

[Chad Firepaws]

a plane flew into your eye, tried to remove it but poked your eye with your claw

 

[ssaannttoo]

They burned the roof of their mouth on some extra hot sausage pizza.

 

[Universe]

Got locked in a closet

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Got crushed under the weight of the universe

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Ate some bad fugu sashimi, got food poisoning.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Someone panicked and thought you died it wasn't me ;w;

 

[RamblingRenegade]

because they had a heart attack from panicking

 

[RamblingRenegade]

I'm going to end up in the hospital because of the crappy day I'm having

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Right after they said that, they won the lottery and was hospitalized from too much happy

 

[Universe]

Had a heart attack

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Attacked by Jaws

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Attacked by Maws

 

[Universe]

Got hit In the face by a door

 

[Chad Firepaws]

cuteness surgey

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Kicked by a horse ( not me)

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Got cat scratch fever (not from me).