The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

[Chad Firepaws]

AHHHHH THAT'S MY POISON IY PATCH NOT MY CATNIP PATCH

 

[RamblingRenegade]

For rolling in poison ivy

 

[Path Light]

Crashed into another horse

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Followed the path to the light, which was the sun

 

[RamblingRenegade]

because people couldn't read and thought you were Tony the Tiger

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Didn't eat enough frosted flakes, there was too much blood in your sugar levels

 

[Universe]

Got burnt by a forest fire

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Got burnt in a roast battle

 

[Universe]

Got burnt in a roast battle

Lost an arm

 

[TrixieFox]

Lost an arm

*holds combat knife behind back* lets just say they were "on point"

 

[Universe]

*holds combat knife behind back* lets just say they were "on point"

Got punched in the mouth

 

[TrixieFox]

Got punched in the mouth

*Holds hand gun behind back* "lets just say they didn't like the taste of lead

 

[Universe]

*Holds hand gun behind back* "lets just say they didn't like the taste of lead

Got beaten up

 

[RamblingRenegade]

all the loud nosies spooked me and I ran you over

 

[ssaannttoo]

Rambled a bit too hard and you ended up loosing your voice. You went to the hostpiaal so they can help you find it!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Misspelled the word "hospital" and the grammar Nazis beat you up

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Misspelled the word "hospital" and the grammar Nazis beat you up

Then they beat you up for not using a period at the end of your sentence.

 

[TrixieFox]

Then they beat you up for not using a period at the end of your sentence.

they beat you up cuz its you're

 

[RamblingRenegade]

banned becauz I ain't not no dummy

 

[TrixieFox]

banned becauz I ain't not no dummy

Banned cuz I am

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Banned cuz I am

Banned because I have dum

 

[TrixieFox]

Banned because I have dum

Banned cuz you didn't see this coming * draws pistol... pulls the trigger... shoots confetti*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Banned because I would rather die than clean up confetti

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Banned because he's a simp

 

[TrixieFox]

Banned because he's a simp

They have a blimp