RamblingRenegade
Just a Horse Trying to Avoid Life's Manure
Struck by lightning

took one too many horse tranqs instead of sleeping pillschoked on a goldfish
got rickrolled by a moose with a fake mustache disguised as a penguinAre the poison mushroom
hol' on... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SCvWpcePIdg/sddefault.jpg this...this is how you dieGot slapped
he crossed SmuagGot falcon punched
Got slapped againhe crossed Smuag