The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

[RamblingRenegade]

Struck by lightning

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Twisted their ankle while doing the Electric Slide.

It's Electric! Boogie woogie wo-AAAAAGH!

 

[RamblingRenegade]

banned for doing the cupid shuffle

 

[Universe]

Lost an arm

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Tried to eat said lost arm and choked

 

[RamblingRenegade]

choked on a goldfish

 

[TrixieFox]

choked on a goldfish

took one too many horse tranqs instead of sleeping pills

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Lack of sleep

 

[ben909]

sleeping pill overdose

 

[Universe]

Got hugged too tight

 

[ben909]

took the knife by the blade instead of the handle

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Leeked info about the mob boss to the coppers

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Are the poison mushroom

 

[TrixieFox]

Are the poison mushroom

got rickrolled by a moose with a fake mustache disguised as a penguin

 

[Universe]

Got slapped

 

[TrixieFox]

Got slapped

hol' on... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SCvWpcePIdg/sddefault.jpg this...this is how you die

 

[Universe]

Got falcon punched

 

[TrixieFox]

Got falcon punched

he crossed Smuag

 

[Universe]

he crossed Smuag

Got slapped again

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Paper cut

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Peed on electric fence

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Tried to race a train and ran into the fence

 

[TrixieFox]

yur mum

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Yur stepmum

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Yur Dog