The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

[a sleepy kitty]

Fecal impaction

 

[Rimna]

Watched too many cringe complications and couldn't handle it, went to get cured from the cringe you saw.

 

[TrixieFox]

*music builds up* AND HIS NAME IS....JOHN CENA

 

[Path Light]

Eardrums gone deaf due to the loud music

 

[TrixieFox]

Eardrums gone deaf due to the loud music

a sword

 

[Path Light]

Fell into a pit

 

[TrixieFox]

Fell into a pit

a single lego

 

[Chad Firepaws]

papercut

 

[RamblingRenegade]

obstructed bowel from eating a whole live chicken

 

[FoxZarz]

He stepped on a lego while running

 

[Vino The Strange-One]

He accidentally drinked bleach instead of milk.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Accidentally drank Mayo instead of milk

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ate way too much pizza there is more to life than pizza!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Ate way too much pizza there is more to life than pizza!

NO THERE ISN'T

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Ate way too much pizza there is more to life than pizza!

Didn't eat enough pizza and needed reprogramming

 

[Sodasats20]

Corporate fired him and he has a broken heart

 

[Universe]

Cried until he had a serious case of dry eye

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ligma

 

[Sodasats20]

Got bofa in sawkon

 

[ssaannttoo]

Got bofa in sawkon

That’s a lot…

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Ate Taco Bell

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ate Taco Bell

Are my ass

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Are my ass

I am? No wonder I'm in the hospital

 

[ssaannttoo]

I am? No wonder I'm in the hospital

I meant ate my ass qwq

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Given the average fang size of a tiger it's more likely that you'd be the one in the hospital lol

I meant ate my ass qwq