Someone saw your fancy attire and mysterious persona and mistook you for the lucrative mark: Agent R. They accidentally shot you from a distance. Don't worry though a mysterious benefactor has already fully paid for your hospital bills and left a "kind" note next to your hospital bed. The note says "I am so sorry that YOU ACCIDENTLY TRIPPED ON A BEDSHEET AT AN ANTIQUE SHOP AND BUMPED INTO SOMEONE OPEN CARRYING A PISTOL ON THEIR BELT CAUSING IT TO MISFIRE. Iwish you a speedy recovery and hope it will never happen again in the future. You seem like a kind and SENSIBLE rabbit." Inside the note is a very hefty sum of money. You're unsure what exactly really happened but know if you go along with that story this is enough to keep you very happy for several years.