The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

[Sir Thaikard]

Ungodly amount of ghost pepper smoothies.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Seafood poisoning

 

[Tenné]

Paw stuck in the carrot vending machine.

 

[Keefur]

You got a bamboo stalk lodged in your throat.

 

[Z-ro]

you tried a toe to toe with my Over
he was generous and just slapped you like Cell slapped hercule on DBZ

 

[Nimah]

You sat on some three bladed shuriken.

 

[Z-ro]

You sat on some three bladed shuriken.

You got Gooshed
XD

 

[LeFay]

You tried to fight a moose

 

[Z-ro]

You tried to fight a moose

You know.......that would be possible and none of my sonas would want to do it, but they would lose for the moose
that was accurate
Now.......uh.....you raved too hard?

 

[KiokuChan]

You slipped on black ice :<

 

[Aika the manokit]

Forced to grow five more tails, passed out from pain and exhaustion

 

[Nimah]

You slipped on banana peel in a wet staircase.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Your parachute didn't work.

 

[BubbaDuckChanchi]

Duck leaf accidentally crushed them while landing

 

[KiokuChan]

It's for the person above you. That's okay though.

hn... a strong wind knocked you out of the sky : O Oh no.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Tails tangled with each other.

 

[Leadhoof]

Mauled by parrot.

 

[BedsheetWalking]

Wasn't looking where he was going and ran face first through a barn side

 

[KiokuChan]

Someone saw your fancy attire and mysterious persona and mistook you for the lucrative mark: Agent R. They accidentally shot you from a distance. Don't worry though a mysterious benefactor has already fully paid for your hospital bills and left a "kind" note next to your hospital bed. The note says "I am so sorry that YOU ACCIDENTLY TRIPPED ON A BEDSHEET AT AN ANTIQUE SHOP AND BUMPED INTO SOMEONE OPEN CARRYING A PISTOL ON THEIR BELT CAUSING IT TO MISFIRE. Iwish you a speedy recovery and hope it will never happen again in the future. You seem like a kind and SENSIBLE rabbit." Inside the note is a very hefty sum of money. You're unsure what exactly really happened but know if you go along with that story this is enough to keep you very happy for several years.

 

[Keefur]

You got one of your tails caught in a fan blade.

 

[WXYZ]

For trying to eat a tiger shark

 

[Keefur]

For trying to eat a tiger shark

For trying to feed a tiger shark to a Sabertooth.

 

[Tazmo]

Taco Neck Syndrome

 

[Ravofox]

Got stuck from the waist down in a trash can that was just a little too small

 

[Positron]

Tail got stuck in a door