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The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Attacked by a huge 1960s Univac computer that had risen from the dead...
 

KiokuChan

4-tailed kitsune

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*

KiokuChan

4-tailed kitsune
Was walking without looking at the ground and fell into a giant hole.
 

HistoricalyIncorrect

Shekel collector
Sitting in the cactus thrice
 

HistoricalyIncorrect

Shekel collector
Drinking blood contaminated with malaria
 

Dmc10398

Goodspeed, bootlegger, B-17 pilot extraordinaire
the purple Manokit eater showed up and took a bite out of your tail
 

HistoricalyIncorrect

Shekel collector
Bullet poisoning
 

Dmc10398

Goodspeed, bootlegger, B-17 pilot extraordinaire
Your alchemist gave catnip laced with moon sugar causing a bad trip in which after some very pointed comments to some wolf adventurers, questioning their pedigree. They decided to see if cats really do land on their paws and dropped you off a tower ... repeatedly.
 
B

blue sky love

Guest
Frisbee was thrown with so much force it cracked the bone in your bottom jaw significantly... and then you tried to chug a keg the next day
 

Licari

Fenrikki loves you
Tried conjuring for the first time, and accidentally conjured a whale in own home breaking their bones after a onlooker witnessed the incident.
Frisbee was thrown with so much force it cracked the bone in your bottom jaw significantly... and then you tried to chug a keg the next day
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
Miscast Magic missile at the darkness
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
:V

Made inappropriate comments about the Queen's favourite dress

(Damn I was beaten.. Still counts!)
 
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