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The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
You had a severe disagreement with your skeleton.


United forever in friendship and labour
Tried stepping to Kiryu

Path Light

Well-Known Member
Crashed into a pole

Borophagus Metropolis

A modern stonerage floofy woof
That doesn't send me to the hospital, it sends me to the morgue
You had a nightmare that caused you to bump your head onto a spiky corner

The hospital has a morgue in the basement ....

You tried to build a fort out of the couch cushions to hide from an incoming meteor shower, but you tore a palmar ligament in your middle finger.


Probably lurking.
Ran into a pole whilst drunk.


Probably lurking.
Backed into a pole, maybe.

You tried to get drunk by eating bread , but then you got severe dry mouth.
I have a weird mouth, even when dry I can devour entire packets of crackers.

Tried to walk up too many steps at a time and tore something.


Probably lurking.
True story.

Went outside and got bit by a turtle.
*visible confusion as to why there is a turtle in the UK*

Tried to feed a tortoise some lettuce, and the tortoise took a little more than the lettuce.