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Jumped off the roof trying to land in the pool. You did, but the pool was too shallow and your feet are sprained.
The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?
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metatherat
Really ratty rat
Went to smoke out a wasp nest. The anthro wasps did not like that one bit.
Frank Gulotta
Send us your floppy
You had a severe disagreement with your skeleton.
Monosuki the Aurian
Kyu the Braixen
The hat on your head turned out to be a brown rattlesnake. Let's say, it didn't end well...
But hey, you won the fight against it though!
But hey, you won the fight against it though!
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talking down on a koala, just because they are small, doesn't make them less deadly
Path Light
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Crashed into a pole
DireDrag0n
Not actually a dragon. Am catfish.
Hit in the head with a globe.
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There is only one way to describe the whole situation
"ORA!"
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Fell into a vat of chocolate
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Had A fine chocolate sundae
oh wait, isn't that deadly to dogs?
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Not to this woofer.
You tried cutting your hair, but you missed and cut off your head.
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That doesn't send me to the hospital, it sends me to the morgue
You had a nightmare that caused you to bump your head onto a spiky corner
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
The hospital has a morgue in the basement ....
You tried to build a fort out of the couch cushions to hide from an incoming meteor shower, but you tore a palmar ligament in your middle finger.
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Backed into a pole, maybe.
You tried to get drunk by eating bread , but then you got severe dry mouth.
Hiridor
Probably lurking.
I have a weird mouth, even when dry I can devour entire packets of crackers.
Tried to walk up too many steps at a time and tore something.
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Hiridor
Probably lurking.
*visible confusion as to why there is a turtle in the UK*
Tried to feed a tortoise some lettuce, and the tortoise took a little more than the lettuce.