The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

[FoxesYummy]

Crashed a car towing a car crashing another car into a car crashing a car towing a car and the car crashed into a car towing a car.

 

[Tacoshark]

Poisoned by the yeen mafia, thus perpetuating the yeen-foxxo turf war

 

[Path Light]

Fell into a volcano

 

[Polaris]

Fell into a puddle of liquid nitrogen.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Checked in with the psychiatrist due to massive paranoia.

 

[sleepy kitty]

Came down with mononucleosis.

 

[TemetNosce88]

Yogurt poisoning.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Tried to do a backflip but the neighbor's kids launched fireworks at your window.

 

[pilgrimfromoblivion]

Tried to replicate the Ray Sphere explosion and gain conduit powers with a homemade bomb. It uh, uhm. Hoo boy.

 

[TR273]

Took an arrow to the knee, can't be an adventurer anymore.

 

[sleepy kitty]

Ate some undercooked bacon

 

[Tacoshark]

For drinking 10 bottles of 5-hour energy to get 50 continuous hours of energy

 

[Path Light]

Fell into a lava pit

 

[Skittles]

Because I pulverised them with my pan!!!

O,..,O

FLØØF!!

 

[ben909]

Infection of the floof
... very sad

 

[Koriekraiz13]

Drank B&M brand milk. Wasn't a pretty sight.

 

[sleepy kitty]

A cast iron skillet fell on their toe

 

[Path Light]

Got hit by a frying pan

 

[sleepy kitty]

A bunch of pots and pans accidentally fell on their head

 

[Path Light]

Got hit by a pot

 

[sleepy kitty]

Accidentally dropped boiling hot soup all over themselves

 

[ssaannttoo]

Was smothers in their sleep by a very fluffy animal :3

 

[Tacoshark]

Needed a caffiene fix quick and attempted a coffee enema.....it didn't go well

 

[ben909]

Fluff addition

 

[Tyll'a]

Shocked by a very angry Pikachu.