The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

[Ravofox]

Threw up after eating too many biscuits! XD

 

[Simo]

A severe case of Bieber Fever, once again. Earplugs have been provided to all those that come near, just in case you start singing, Bay-beeeeeeeeeeee!"

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ate too many watermelons in one day and suddenly became allergic to them, only finding out the next day after eating the last slice in the fridge, immediately becoming swollen and as red as the interior of a nice and sweet watermelon. The fox doctors at the hospital sadly couldn't figure out the cause, so they cut off his tail and glands instead.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Handstanded too long, too much blood to your head.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Ran faster than the speed of light and all you saw was darkness.

 

[Ravofox]

A very bad case of anudeispedia

 

[ssaannttoo]

Tried to be a doctor, made up too many words. Got stoned.

 

[The_biscuits_532]

A very bad case of anudeispedia

I understood that reference

Tried to eat two evolution stones at once to see what happens

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Licked a frozen boot

 

[sleepy kitty]

Got burned in a fire!

 

[Guifrog]

Ate the ball of wool

 

[Keefur]

Went to a baseball game and accidentally swallowed a "fly" ball.

 

[Path Light]

Hit by many saucepans

 

[sleepy kitty]

Tapeworm removal

 

[ShUwUba]

fell off the top of a bunk bed while snoozin

 

[The_biscuits_532]

Draw your own conclusions

 

[ssaannttoo]

Booped a certain teen too hard.

Got left in a ditch.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Jumped in a barb wire for a tiktok challenge

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Eye infection.

 

[ShUwUba]

It was not fine >w>"

 

[Tacoshark]

Told the bartender you could handle one more shot....you couldn't. Woke up on a zamboni with two black eyes and wearing someone else's clothes

 

[ben909]

Bad tacos

 

[Path Light]

Saw a big saucepan

 

[Faustus]

Knight in spiky armour lodged in throat.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Got a fever