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The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

Yakamaru

I put the fun in dysfunctional
The user had come to the conclusion that it might be a good idea to jump into a live volcano while drunk. Unfortunately the volcano does not like drunk people and spit you out again with slight burns on your cheek(possibly from a volcano's kiss, only the mechanical Gods actually possesses this data) back onto the platform.
 

Yakamaru

I put the fun in dysfunctional
Too much tea consumption. However your ancestors are proud.
 
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Deleted member 111470

Guest
You shattered into a thousand pieces because you went out in the cold.
 

ShUwUba

I'm not a fox, I'm a shoober ;w;
Fell out of the top of a bunk bed because you had a dream of falling out of a normal bed and you woke up forgetting that you were on the top of a bunk bed instead.
 

Nightshade

Well-Known Member
Tripped over a crack in the sidewalk
 

Nightshade

Well-Known Member
Tripped over an invisible line in the sidewalk and landed on spikes
 

Nightshade

Well-Known Member
Choked on a bologna string (had actually happened)
 

Nightshade

Well-Known Member
Swallowed a dime, got a pea stuck up my nose ( these actually happened )
 
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