The furson above you has been hospitalized, why?

[The_biscuits_532]

Nose ring got caught on a Berry bush

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Han shot first.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Han shot first.

 

[Nightshade]

Tried to hug a rabid raccoon

 

[Pygmepatl]

For a moment you thought this skunk was too cute and hugged him, and got rabies.

 

[larigot]

I mean, he's doing a handstand in front of a cactus. Need I say more?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Was new to this, so doesn't know to duck right about...... now.
*Thwack.*

*Shakes head.*

Always happens.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Squished by a table.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Fell into a cactus.

 

[Yakamaru]

Too much affection.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Too much affection.

Bold of you to assume there is such a thing.


Leaky roof.

 

[Yakamaru]

Bold of you to assume there is such a thing.


Leaky roof.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- THE UNIT'S BRAIN FLUIDS IS LEAKING ALL OVER TH- fizzles

Hospitalized as a result of too much ice cream.

 

[Guifrog]

Got a trojan horse

 

[The_biscuits_532]

Toads

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Couldn't turn down the double-dog-dare

 

[Tacoshark]

Another victim of the Aggro-Crag

 

[ssaannttoo]

Being too damned cute.

 

[Yakamaru]

Got a trojan horse

neighs

Being too damned cute.

Someone stabbed you with a lemon.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Used the wrong lemons for lemonade, burned your house down.

 

[The_biscuits_532]

Used the wrong lemons for lemonade, burned your house down.

Was called a bay boy, had a panic attack

 

[ssaannttoo]

Got roasted by the sun when quarantine finally ends.

 

[Tacoshark]

Silly @ssaannttoo, you found out the hard way that Trix are ONLY for kids

 

[The_biscuits_532]

Silly @ssaannttoo, you found out the hard way that Trix are ONLY for kids

Someone tried to steal the sacred nuggs.

They're okay, but you got a couple nasty whacks to the head in the struggle.

 

[Jaredthefox92]

They rolled a 1 on their plasma pistol.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Got hugged too tightly