The Fursona Game

[AuraTwilight]

1. How old is Tiege now? What's he up to, etc.?
2. Incest is hot. Are they still at it, or was it just an experiment?
3. Can he make a Fruity Prince? If not, WTF, man, not the best. If so, WTF man, why's he plowing wemminz?

Paimon (I suppose):
1. He's a wolf, NOT a goddamned kitten.
2. He's technically only five years old, going on six, and has the mentality to prove it, even if he has an adult libido.
3. He's so gay that it literally warps reality around him to be faggier, causing those effected to be "Paisexual" so they don't need to rethink their orientations.
4. Is pretty much God, so we're fucked.
5. Hotdogs entering his mouth is not appropriate for the eyes of children. Same with corndogs, popsicles, etc.
6. He's still not getting where these "women" things are from. Are they, like...some sort of migrating wild-life cousins of the Mammal phylum, or what?
7. "He misses English'su and Japanese'sya inappropriately'dayo, so he'll tend to talk like this'syo'ne! Gao!"
8. He does not fully understand the implications of taboo, so he sleeps around with strangers and his blood relatives without understanding what he's doing.
9. He's a retired Pop Singer/Movie and Broadway Actor/Fashion Model, but retired so he can go to school to be a hairdresser.
10. And finally, he'll be going as Light Yagami for Halloween this year, carrying around a prop "Desu Note", and whoever's name is written with in it shall be glomped, ear-nipped, and crotch-grinded within 40 seconds.

 

[Kender3421]

1. How old is Tiege now? What's he up to, etc.?
2. Incest is hot. Are they still at it, or was it just an experiment?
3. Can he make a Fruity Prince? If not, WTF, man, not the best. If so, WTF man, why's he plowing wemminz?

1. Teige is 24 now. He currently owns and oporates a bar called the "Dog's Bottle" located in Ranestrom.

2. No, Teige and Jayna stoped after they went to college, Teige to the University of Texas and Jayna to USC.

3. Teige has a little black book with drink recipies in it. He can make, almost, any drink ever made. He enjoys woman because they don't have dicks.

About Paimon:

1. Is there a reason he is gay and, if not, when did he figure it out?
2. How come he doesn't understand woman?
3. Why did he leave a great gay life of being on Broadway to become a hairdresser?

 

[AuraTwilight]

1. He was pretty much born gay, he was, to make a long story short, poofed into existence with body and mind pretty much already formed. He didn't realize at first, because he didn't know what sex was, but it was a pretty much glass closet, so finally dudes just had sex with him.

2. He doesn't really understand most of anything. Women in particular confuse him, because he doesn't know how they factor in. He's surrounded by gay guys, he and his son were born without sexual intercourse, and so he doesn't understand women, since they don't have penises. His current theory is that they're there to fawn over pretty bishonen idol types like himself, glomping and screeching for autographs. It's a form of Darwinism, weeding out the week.

3. Well, his business had him have to keep his family a secret from the public for the sake of his image, and he had to be away from them a lot, and when he WAS with them he couldn't go in public as much as he liked, so he quit.

 

[Tanner]

1. Is there a reason she likes rolling around in the mud?
2. Why aliens?
3. Can she teach me how to pickpocket?

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1. No idea
2. They're sexy
3. You'd have to really beg

 

[Fu]

Oh no questions I'm obliged to ask? Uh.

Has anyone ever tried to explain to Paimon the uses of women and vaginas? If not, d'you think it would work?

Anyway.

1. To try and stop confusion: Fu is a fairly old Japanese shapeshifting cat, or bakeneko. Ciele is what happened when she decided she wanted to be someone's child and got someone to conceive her.
2. Ciele doesn't remember much from being "just" a shapeshifter. She didn't remember anything at all until she hit double digits. Mostly she just remembers how to do things. Like shapeshift.
3. She has the potential ability to possess people, but she doesn't care, never did, and is therefore crap at it.
4. Fu has had at least five children, four of which were simple feral cats. She's promised to have another, and is very tempted to father yet another in the future (gendershifting ftw).
5. She'll drink anything alcoholic, unless it's got gin in it (Long Island Iced Tea doesn't count, it tastes of notalcohol).
6. Ciele isn't pure cat at all. She's half dog, an eighth horse, a sixteenth fox and the rest cat, which just manages to override anything else.
7. She likes rodents. Her mate is a mouse. She keeps rats and gerbils, and likes taking a form that appears to mix the two. Only occasionally does she wonder what they taste like. Especially guinea pigs.
8. She acts as if she dislikes kitsune on principle. Really, she just dislikes the fact that they get far more attention than bakeneko, and isn't about to hate anyone for their species.
9. Has a secret desire to be a lead singer of a cult band, though she can't sing anywhere near good enough. She can play piano at a performing level, however. She's just a bit of an attention whore inside.
10. For now, she's happiest just pretending to be a house cat.

 

[AuraTwilight]

Has anyone ever tried to explain to Paimon the uses of women and vaginas? If not, d'you think it would work?

He's been explained the basics a few months ago and not quite getting it. First he asked what the vagina was for, and when it was explained to him, he processed the information and asked, "...so you have two butts'su?"

 

[Nevarous]

1: Name is Nevarous Ironjaw.
2: He is an American Alligator.
3: Doesn't like wolves or any other pack animal.
4: Wears a large baggie Hawaiian shirt.
5: Can't hit a female no matter what.
6: He HATES peanutbutter!
7: Uses a one hand ax to fight with.
8: Doesn't really need the ax. lol
9: Likes to hunt for fossils.
10: Has a kind of kinght like code that he won't break.

 

[Blondi]

1. Blondi was also the name of Hitlers dog XD But really, nazism doesnt affect on him at all.
2. He believes in God.
3. He has never hitted anyone. He was beaten thousands of times in his childhood. He was also beaten by his parents.
4. He doesnt like insects!
5. He HATES porridge!
6. Blondi is also sometimes wearing glasses. He cant read on big distances. To be honest, he hates glasses, but sun-glasses are another storry :3
7. His secret wish is to make a photo session of himself, and wants to be an actor in Broadway theater... Sounds egoistic, but he is definately not an egoistic jerk.
8. When he loses temper... Then its the hell on earth. He is mostly very, very calm and kind. So dont worry!
9. He has huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge love problems.
10. He is an passionate smoker.

 

[Entropy]

Now, to Entropy:
Q1: Are you looking for an android dragon employee? Our bios seem to be quite compatible!
Q2: Where is your home domain: around an alien world...? Near Earth...? In this Galaxy at all...?
Q3: Why intolerant of alcohol?

1) Hmm, perhaps... Garviel tends to work alone but he could certainly do with an extra pair of hands sometimes.
2) Well to be honest that area of character is a bit of a WIP. So far this is what I've got on him: "A mercenary, bounty hunter and bodyguard by trade, Garviel is quite open about his profession and past, but nobody really asks him about that. Hailing from the planet Marnothon, a temperate and watery world famed for its massive heavy industries and great mineral wealth, Garviel sought to travel to see other planets and live the nomad's life without being tied down to one place. So he's frequently on the move, often moving between systems every few months, and in his downtime between his work h often visits worlds in-system and loves to photograph and write about them." So he's been to Earth a few times now and he likes it there, but he travels around a lot of different systems. Not as far as the whole galaxy though, because no species has colonised more than a few hundred light years from their home planet yet so there is no need to go that far.
3) That's a little reflection of myself really. I don't drink, mainly, because I don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks or the effect they have on me, but there are other reasons as well, health, money etc. I'm not actually alcohol intolerant but I thought it would be an interesting quirk of my fursona's species if he was.

1. What happens if I pull one out?
6. Can I have it then?
7. Does that make him a fish-o-sexual?

1) He would scream very loudly, bleed quite a lot and then probably put a bullet through you. You'd need a knife to cut one off anyway though, they're about an inch and a half thick.
2) Of course!
3) No.


@ Nevarous:
1. Why choose an alligator as a fursona?
2. What's this knight-like code?
3. Why doesn't he like pack animals?

 

[Lazer]

1. Blondi was also the name of Hitlers dog XD But really, nazism doesnt affect on him at all.
2. He believes in God.
3. He has never hitted anyone. He was beaten thousands of times in his childhood. He was also beaten by his parents.
4. He doesnt like insects!
5. He HATES porridge!
6. Blondi is also sometimes wearing glasses. He cant read on big distances. To be honest, he hates glasses, but sun-glasses are another storry :3
7. His secret wish is to make a photo session of himself, and wants to be an actor in Broadway theater... Sounds egoistic, but he is definately not an egoistic jerk.
8. When he loses temper... Then its the hell on earth. He is mostly very, very calm and kind. So dont worry!
9. He has huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge love problems.
10. He is an passionate smoker.

So Blondi here are my three questions:

1: Is Blondi actually blonde?? =O
2: Clean photos or dirty photos in this photo session you mentioned?
3: What kind of cigarettes does he smoke?


Now here are my ten tidbits of information.


1: Lazer is bi-eyed , one sky blue, one red eye.

2: He's turned on by explosions and near death experiences

3: Sometimes he just needs hug

4: Lazer'ss favorite foods are pasta and seafood, put them together and that's even better!

5: His music isn't always as hard core as people think it is.. (he likes Elton John music)

6: He's a bit mentaly unstable

7: he has tried counting all his spots before.

8: Lazer likes his coffee black

9: Lazer can dominate males with no problem, but is rather terrified of trying to dominate females.

10: Likes cubs, and not even for dinner surprisingly, but he's a terrible role modle.

 

[Nevarous]

Now here are my ten tidbits of information.


1: Lazer is bi-eyed , one sky blue, one red eye.

2: He's turned on by explosions and near death experiences

3: Sometimes he just needs hug

4: Lazer'ss favorite foods are pasta and seafood, put them together and that's even better!

5: His music isn't always as hard core as people think it is.. (he likes Elton John music)

6: He's a bit mentaly unstable

7: he has tried counting all his spots before.

8: Lazer likes his coffee black

9: Lazer can dominate males with no problem, but is rather terrified of trying to dominate females.

10: Likes cubs, and not even for dinner surprisingly, but he's a terrible role modle.

7: What happened when he tried?
8: How on Earth does he stand that?
REAL QUESTION: I see that you use "he" instead of "it" or "she", is that just to keep everything simpler or does Lazer just feel a little more like a guy?

 

[Entropy]

7: What happened when he tried?
8: How on Earth does he stand that?
REAL QUESTION: I see that you use "he" instead of "it" or "she", is that just to keep everything simpler or does Lazer just feel a little more like a guy?

Hey, you didn't answer my questions! :'(

 

[Blondi]

So Blondi here are my three questions:

1: Is Blondi actually blonde?? =O
2: Clean photos or dirty photos in this photo session you mentioned?
3: What kind of cigarettes does he smoke?

1. No. He has a black fur. I couldnt make a good name, and this was the first thing I remembered.
2. Hm... I dunno... Yet... Maybe dirty, maybe clear...
3. Mostly "Viceroy Blue", but also L&M-Night. British ones .

 

[Lazer]

7: What happened when he tried?
8: How on Earth does he stand that?
REAL QUESTION: I see that you use "he" instead of "it" or "she", is that just to keep everything simpler or does Lazer just feel a little more like a guy?

He got dizzy and kept loosing track.. D=

Lazer likes bitter things, they give him a certain jolt!

annndddd I'm Transgendered IRL. =3 Lazer is physically male.

 

[Lazer]

1. No. He has a black fur. I couldnt make a good name, and this was the first thing I remembered.
2. Hm... I dunno... Yet... Maybe dirty, maybe clear...
3. Mostly "Viceroy Blue", but also L&M-Night. British ones .

Awesome, lol, I always wondered from your name. ^_^ Hey, nothing wrong with dirty pictures XD Those can be fun.

Awesome, american cigarettes mostly suck, just like american beer.. <<"

 

[sashadistan]

1. To try and stop confusion: Fu is a fairly old Japanese shapeshifting cat, or bakeneko. Ciele is what happened when she decided she wanted to be someone's child and got someone to conceive her.
2. Ciele doesn't remember much from being "just" a shapeshifter. She didn't remember anything at all until she hit double digits. Mostly she just remembers how to do things. Like shapeshift.
3. She has the potential ability to possess people, but she doesn't care, never did, and is therefore crap at it.
4. Fu has had at least five children, four of which were simple feral cats. She's promised to have another, and is very tempted to father yet another in the future (gendershifting ftw).
5. She'll drink anything alcoholic, unless it's got gin in it (Long Island Iced Tea doesn't count, it tastes of notalcohol).
6. Ciele isn't pure cat at all. She's half dog, an eighth horse, a sixteenth fox and the rest cat, which just manages to override anything else.
7. She likes rodents. Her mate is a mouse. She keeps rats and gerbils, and likes taking a form that appears to mix the two. Only occasionally does she wonder what they taste like. Especially guinea pigs.
8. She acts as if she dislikes kitsune on principle. Really, she just dislikes the fact that they get far more attention than bakeneko, and isn't about to hate anyone for their species.
9. Has a secret desire to be a lead singer of a cult band, though she can't sing anywhere near good enough. She can play piano at a performing level, however. She's just a bit of an attention whore inside.
10. For now, she's happiest just pretending to be a house cat.

1. What kind of cat food does she prefer?
2. Is being male or female better?
3. Guinea pigs are tasty and she should try them.


So, about me;

1. I have a spiritual Other who is my soul mate
2. I am a timberxmaned wolf and proud
3. I never wear shirts
4. I have a blue streak in my hair
5. Is an artists-writer-student-silversmith
6. Doesn't actually wear jewellry
7. Our favourite food is ribs, or steak, or ribs, or steak
8. Likes Nickelback
9. Drinks Cider and whiskey
10. Is very very gay.

 

[hillbilly guy]

Q1. Is his hat really as cool as it looks?
Q2. What species is he? I'm not sure what you meant by "mut"
Q3. What does he do for a living?

1. Has tentacles instead of head hair
2. Technically neither scaley nor furry; he has smooth, hairless skin but doesn't have scales
3. Excellent pilot, has his own spacecraft
4. Said ship is a modified troopship/dropship kitted out to be his residence for months on end in space. It's also packing some major firepower in the form of quad 40mm autocannons and a couple of tons of missiles. Should be enough to deal with them pesky space pirates and outlaws. Oh, which incidentally is what he does for a job.
5. Is also a skilled mechanic and can fix all types of machinery from gearboxes to fusion reactors
6. Is intolerant of alcohol, and even a glass of beer would make him quite sick
7. Likes fish... a lot
8. Wears an awesome trenchcoat which you totally wish you had
9. His first name, Garviel, was taken from a Space Marine character called Garviel Loken in a Warhammer 40,000 novel. His full name is Garviel Arkrhian Khandra, although I'm thinking of changing this.
10. He stays warm in even very cold conditions. You'll see him walking through snow in just a t-shirt and trousers and thinking that it's just fine, or maybe even quite nice weather. His metabolism puts out a lot of heat, so he's cuddly and warm to snuggle up to if you're ever cold :3

A1 yes my hat is firckin awsome

A2 he is canine but has so many diffrent types of dogs mixed in to his blood i no longer belong to any one species

A3 will do any type of labor but mainly a farm hand or a bricklayer

now my questions

can you use your hair as hands

can i drive on your space ship (how fast it go?) *shakes uncontrollably

want to race by puting carburetors together

 

[Gavrill]

So, about me;

1. I have a spiritual Other who is my soul mate
2. I am a timberxmaned wolf and proud
3. I never wear shirts
4. I have a blue streak in my hair
5. Is an artists-writer-student-silversmith
6. Doesn't actually wear jewellry
7. Our favourite food is ribs, or steak, or ribs, or steak
8. Likes Nickelback
9. Drinks Cider and whiskey
10. Is very very gay.

1. Who's your spiritual other? (Or is that classified?)
2. What do you smith? Just jewelry?
3. How do you like your steak cooked?


Time for Java!
1. She hates having white fur, it gets dirty easy.
2. She wears reading glasses.
3. She sings along to Journey every time it comes on, anywhere.
4. She has a female companion that I'm in the process of making.
5. She's a coffee fanatic.
6. Because of her cross (Hyena x Tiger) she loves rare steaks.
7. Her favorite food is lamb stew, though.
8. She can be sarcastic while sounding completely serious.
9. She identifies as "gender neutral, anatomically female".

 

[shebawolf145]

1. Ever thought about dyeing her fur
2. Rare Steaks *drools*
3. Even though she is a tiger/hyena does she still have the fake manly bits?

1. She loves being silly
2. She can be very naughty *winks*
3. When she is around younger cubs she gets childish
4. She prefers to be feral
5. Wishes her father would disappear
6. Likes black leather bondage
7. Loves to chase other animals
8. Loves paws
9. Gets excited around "large" males
10. Wishes people would relize how short her tail is.

 

[Gavrill]

1. Ever thought about dyeing her fur
2. Rare Steaks *drools*
3. Even though she is a tiger/hyena does she still have the fake manly bits?

1. She hates the smell of dye. XD
2. I know. I'm so hungry just thinking about a nice rare cube steak...
3. Nope, she just has girly bits. But her breasts are small due to the testosterone flood. XD

I'll let someone else ask you questions, but your fursona sounds like the type of person I'd like to meet.

 

[shebawolf145]

1. She hates the smell of dye. XD
2. I know. I'm so hungry just thinking about a nice rare cube steak...
3. Nope, she just has girly bits. But her breasts are small due to the testosterone flood. XD

I'll let someone else ask you questions, but your fursona sounds like the type of person I'd like to meet.

hehe my fursona is very much like myself *grins*
*gives puppy eyes* I can has steak?

 

[Gavrill]

My steak D:

 

[shebawolf145]

My steak D:

d'awww... fine

 

[Nevarous]

1) @ Nevarous:
1. Why choose an alligator as a fursona?
2. What's this knight-like code?
3. Why doesn't he like pack animals?

Oops, sorry.

1: Because an alligator matches my moods, habits and just about everything about me.
2: Won't harm females or young, guards anyone who is in danger or is hurt. Its sort of like a knight's code but he made it up for himself.
3: As a loner he already doesn't like packs. He also feels that any fights should be one on one, such as a wolf could attack a full grown deer and win, but instead it hunts in a pack. He has also been ganged up on a lot over his life and is now at the point where he sees all packs or herds as a threat to himself.

 

[Blondi]

Awesome, lol, I always wondered from your name. ^_^ Hey, nothing wrong with dirty pictures XD Those can be fun.

Awesome, american cigarettes mostly suck, just like american beer.. <<"

Well... Budweiser is not so bad. Mexican Corona is awfull...