The Heavy Is Dead! (But it's a thread on the FurAffinity Forums!)

[IJustWantUpdates]

Yah, dah, da-dah, it is good day to be not dead!

 

[Amepix]

*POW!* You are dead!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

I'M DEAD!! *falls down*

 

[Amepix]

*Chuckling as spy is approaching while doing the conga*

Aw shucks *tosses gun away as spy gets close*

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*gasp!*
The Heavy is dead!

 

[Amepix]

Yes (sandwich). I am dead!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

WHY is the Heavy dead?!

 

[Amepix]

I dunno.

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

I think it was--

 

[RamblingRenegade]

death by horse fart

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

death by horse fart

NOOOOOOO!!!! You ruined ittttttttttt......!!

 

[Amepix]

Yah, dah, da-dah, it is good day to be not dead!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*POW!* You are dead!

 

[Amepix]

*reads how to be dead* I AM DEAD!

 

[RamblingRenegade]

*runs away*

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*sees Spy approaching and throws the gun away*
Aw shucks

 

[Amepix]

*dramatic gasp* The Heavy is dead!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

Yes. (Sandwich) I am DED!!

 

[Amepix]

Why is the Heavy dead?

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

I dunno. *shrug*

 

[Amepix]

I think it was-

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*both* SHH! YOU ARE DEAD!

 

[Amepix]

Ok. *proceeds to rag doll into the ground*

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*yeets self out of RV*
What's up ya wankahs?! Who's up for a-- *Agh!!* What the bloody hell just happened?!

 

[Amepix]

The Heavy is dead!