The Heavy Is Dead! (But it's a thread on the FurAffinity Forums!)

[IJustWantUpdates]

The Heavy is dead?!

<A: I think he is alive. >-<B: Apple >
<C: The Heavy is dead.>-<D: The Earth is flat. >

 

[Amepix]

Correct!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

So, did you see the murderer?

 

[Amepix]

*Both* Nah, sorry mate.

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*smaccs the desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

 

[Amepix]

*Both Engineer and Sniper applaud Spy*

Sniper: Ah, well that's nice.I

Engineer: I am damn proud right now!

*Both applaud faster*

 

[RamblingRenegade]

it wasn't me * neighs* backs away slowly

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*Soldier appears*
AtteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!!
**rushes to Heavy* That Heavy is dead!

 

[Amepix]

We know!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

Who killed him?

 

[Amepix]

We don't know!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

I will find clues!
*demonstrates incredible flexibility and finds a gun* What's this? A weapon?! *points it at the others* That thing is why that Heavy is dead!

 

[Amepix]

*The three dramatically gasp* The Heavy is Dead?!

 

[TrixieFox]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*slams table* YES! HE DIED!

 

[Amepix]

*All shocked* Oh God!

 

[TrixieFox]

*All shocked* Oh God!

I think it was the Undertaker

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

IIIINCOMING!!
*crashes into Soldier and yeets from ambulance* Vaus, vaus!! *pushes everyone* Move now!! *kisses Heavy's head*

 

[Amepix]

*Heavenly music begins to play as a bright light focuses on Heavy, causing him to float into the air*

Hohoho, Hea- *explodes* oof.

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

In my medical opinion zat Heavy is DEAD!!

 

[Amepix]

Doc, what happened?

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

My professional opinion? *slams desk and turns right* The Heavy was killed!

 

[TrixieFox]

My professional opinion? *slams desk and turns right* The Heavy was killed!

BY JOHN CENA

 

[Amepix]

*Everyone starts panicking*

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

I don't think it's anything to worry about..