The Heavy Is Dead! (But it's a thread on the FurAffinity Forums!)

[Amepix]

Well, now what?

 

[TrixieFox]

I don't think it's anything to worry about..

they didn't see anything

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*scout congas in*
Clippity clop, mother[REDACTED!] Boom!

 

[TrixieFox]

*scout congas in*
Clippity clop, mother[REDACTED!] Boom!

Hewo mother trucker

 

[Amepix]

Oh, come on.

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

Look at this! The freakin' Heavy's dead!





....What do you think of daht?



.....Uh

 

[Amepix]

Yes, yes, Scout.

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

Yea--?

 

[Amepix]

Go home!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*mom appears*
Ahh come on! Pfff! Freakin' unbelievable seriously you all suck.
*gets in car and it crashes immediately*

 

[Amepix]

Ok, let's get back to the point.

(Darn, dunno how to add an image in Off Topic)

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*poking my own corpse* I think Heavy is ded.

 

[Amepix]

*Everyone else* The Heavy is dead?!?!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*Medick notices Scout's car burning* Scout I will heal yo- *car explodes*

 

[Amepix]

Oh, Seriously?! Who Killed Heavy?!

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*glug glug slorp* It was me!

 

[Amepix]

*Everyone is shocked*

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

Yes! *bottle of scrumpeh spirals up my body before eaten* I did it like this. *unholsters revolver and shoots Sniper* Bewm!

 

[Amepix]

*Sniper screams in pain*

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

Whoop di-doooooo!

 

[Amepix]

*Engineer, Spy, and Heavy are terrified at the sight of Sniper's dead body*

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

*buuuuuurp* That's a joke lads.

(Reading the same script I am? XD)

 

[Amepix]

*They begin to laugh at the funny joke*

(Just rewatching the video with subtitles on)

 

[IJustWantUpdates]

(Oh lol!)

*drinking intensifies* It was y- *buuuuuurp* *points at Engineer* him!

 

[Amepix]

*Shocked* How did you know?!