<seeing the guard, the cat quickly shifts slightly to hide his actions on the cuffs and smiles innocently> Who me, a
degenerate? Naaah, just a typical abnormal kitty.
<the cat looks back at you and sighs> Sorry for this, you seem like you're ok. If they just let me go to my post as I wanted to, this could have all been avoided. I mean, come on already. They order me to stay with you as a chaperone, then arrest you for doing nothing but being with me...which is what they told you to do! Typical morons...
morons! <he directs the last word to the guard who's pretending to ignore him now>
<the cat looks over at the other prisoner and chuckles as he glares at the guard meaningfully> Ah,
@TrixieFox is it? Don't worry too much about it. These people may be
morons to think we're guilty of anything, but they're not
dumb enough to ignore facts, right? Sure they don't know
anything about basic reasoning, but I'm sure we can walk them through the obvious if we all work together and use simple words. You'll be fine in the end, trust me. I mean, this is
hardly the first time I found myself bound up by someone in a uniform, and they didn't even do
that right. I've been secured tighter by lovers on a Friday night of fun for heaven's sake!!
<the cat smirks knowingly at the guard as he sees his purposeful needling throwing him off slightly to the duck's horror>
<the cat sits up a bit and stares at the guard, still blocking the view to his cuffs> No, we
don't dig, sunshine! We
don't know anything about what's happening! What do you think we've been trying to
tell you this whole time?? And gee, why
would be worried if we're innocent, you ask? I can't imagine for the life of me why we'd think you people are so reasonable to explanations! You've been so receptive to our words so far...sheesh!
<he rolls his eyes sarcastically while motioning to the cell with his head>
Now if it's not too much to ask peabrain, can you go and being in someone with a freakin' clue, so we can get this mess sorted out? And do something about that fog already, it's messing up my fur!!! If I'm to be your captive audience, I have to look my best! How am I gonna tell everyone how innocent we are if we're choking in the cells? C'mon!!
<as the guard's attention passes from prisoner to prisoner coldly, he decided to play it cool for now. Sure he's had his fun and it felt good to let out his frustrations, but this guard was too professional to be caught by his ploy to make him careless it seems and he wasn't going to be getting out of these cuffs while he's right there watching, no matter how much they were itching his wrists. With an exaggerated sigh, he shifts and shimmies to the corner and sits as still as he can...all while secretly still working the cuffs without moving much. He didn't trust their sense of justice at all anymore, and he smirks to himself, knowing once they were off he could see about freeing everyone, and if they could find the real problem and prove his innocence, maybe get them to listen to him for once!>
<he looks at his fellow prisoners and carefully winks at them, just as he accidentally zaps himself with the cuffs from his attempts. Yelping in pain, he quickly settles and resets his attempts, innocently whistling at the now-curious guard> Sorry, pulled a hair on the floor tiles. Didn't mean to startle ya! My bad.