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The joke clown joke...

ForestFox91

can't dance
Bob has two kids. He sees that there is a circus in town. Bob goes home, and asks, "Hey kids, ya' wanna' go to the circus?"
"Yeah!" said both his son and his daughter.
His wife says, "Hey I'll go with you!"
So they drive on down to the circus. They go to the booth selling tickets, they proceed to buy tickets. They enter the gigantic tent, and find their seats. They saw elephants, the trapeze artist, and the magician. "Wow! That was great!" said the family.
"There is one on more act to come," said the ring master,"put your hands together for the joke clown!"
The clown steps out into the middle of the three rings. He picks out Bob as a volunteer. "Hey sir what's your name?" asked the joke clown.
"Bob," said Bob.
"So Bob are you a horse?" asked the joke clown.
"No"
"Are you a mule?"
"No"
"Then you must be an ass!" jested the joke clown
Everyone laughed at Bob. Bob's kids and wife were so ashamed of him. His wife had signed for a divorce. From that day forth Bob sought revenge.
Bob got a bachelor's degree in insultology. Later, he got his masters. He then continued to go on forth to his PhD. He studied insultology for 10 whole years.
Now both his children are older, his son is 20, and his daughter is 18. Both out of the house. Along with his now 48 year old ex-wife. His children and his ex-wife thought is was stupid, for ten years have past since. They went down to the circus again. All the acts had passed, and the joke clown steps out. He didn't seem to have aged at all. He saw Bob, and said, "Hey! I remember you."
"I remember you... as well," sneered Bob
"Are you a horse?" asked the joke clown.
"No," said Bob
"Are you a mule?"
"No."
"Then you must be an ass!"
Everybody laughed at Bob again.
"Dad we saw this happening," said Bob's children
Bob stood up tall and said "FUCK YOU JOKE CLOWN!!!"

This story was meant to be pointless as you may have found, but I personally enjoy it...
 

ForestFox91

can't dance
This reminds me of something the Vtech shooter would write.
Wow that's... absolutely... terrific... Now I feel like shit... thanks...
 
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Tycho

Guest
You're an ass, ForestFox91.

:evil:

90 precious seconds of my life shot to hell.
 

makmakmob

Member
Funny how the joke syncs up with the expression on his avatar's face.
 
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LizardKing

Guest
You wasted 30 seconds of my life that I could've used to look at porn >:[
 

ForestFox91

can't dance
Funny how the joke syncs up with the expression on his avatar's face.
Now read it in the voice of the guy who narrated The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: The Movie. Then, try the voice of Patrick Stewart.
 

Irreverent

Member
Now read it in the voice of the guy who narrated The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: The Movie. Then, try the voice of Patrick Stewart.

That works on so many levels....... :eek:
 

ForestFox91

can't dance
As you can see the joke can become funny just by changing the voice you read it in. Sorry one more funny voice: George Bush Jr.
 

Jashwa

Member
My favorite voice for reading this joke: a mime's.

Normally you're funny FF, but this time was just..no.
 

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