The Less You Know

[ben909]

The dinosaurs lived for millions of years and never once advocated for gay rights

(Do we actually know that?)

 

[Yakamaru]

Meteorshowers are awesome until your car get hit by one.

 

[ssaannttoo]

@Arishipshape is also gay

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

You are a furry.

I bet you never knew! >w<
Yeaa... WOW!

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're a silly :3

 

[ben909]

You know how to read

 

[Fcomega121]

The dinosaurs lived for millions of years and never once advocated for gay rights

Or at least written
Try typing a scsvsvwshsaurish!

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

Here comes my secret:

I am a degenerate that you'll never imagine, but no one shall think so too while interacting with me!

Now, how does it feel like seeing a not-so-degenerate-looking degenerate?! ÒwÓ

(I mean myself, no intentions on involving any beings other than myself UwU)

 

[Tacoshark]

In all of recorded history, there has never been a documented case of a snake losing an arm wrestling competition

 

[Yakamaru]

For every pat a cat receives the chance increases exponentially of you getting mauled.

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

Bikes are for driveways.

Again, I bet many people out there don't realise this! #save_pedestrians

 

[Arishipshape]

@Arishipshape is also gay

I thought the point of this thread was to say dumb and TRUE things?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I thought the point of this thread was to say dumb and TRUE things?

Nonsensical was the third adjective.

 

[Arishipshape]

Nonsensical was the third adjective.

Ahhh, my mistake.

Were you aware that the stock market can go both up AND down?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ahhh, my mistake.

Were you aware that the stock market can go both up AND down?

LAME!

DiD YOU KNOW MOST MALES ONLY HAVE 1 WILLY!?

 

[Tacoshark]

Science has shown that sharks have no awareness that camels exist

 

[TemetNosce88]

Most blue jays are indifferent to your existence.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Did you know your own mom saw you naked?

 

[Kuroserama]

Cheesesteak is one word while ice cream is two.

 

[Yakamaru]

Somewhere, sometime, somehow, someone is going to be wearing crocs with socks.

 

[ssaannttoo]

there are 24 hours in a day. Thats how many times I've been with your mom.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Did you know that a pound of bricks weighs just as much as a pound of feathers?

 

[Hiridor]

The sun is bright because you are looking at it.

 

[Yakamaru]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Anything can be a Frisbee if you are strong and brave enough