The Less You Know

[Faustus]

The number of stars and stripes on the flag of the USA are none, and none respectively.
The proper description is actually: on a field gules, eight barrulets argent, a canton dexter chief azure, 50 mullets argent.
So you should be calling it the Mullets and Bars.

 

[TR273]

If the entire population of China sat down at the same time....

.....they would need a lot of chairs.

 

[Pomorek]

A space expedition to the Sun has been launched. To avoid the heat, the landing will commence at night.

 

[Yakamaru]

Did you know that the more you stare at the Sun the closer you get to damaged retinas?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Some people's eyes are blue. None are black.

 

[Tacoshark]

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for one night. Set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life

 

[ssaannttoo]

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for one night. Set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life

Damn I need that xD

You know they dont actually burn a man at burning man.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

If David Spade ate a moldy piece of bread, chances are he'd get sick and would possibly regurgitate.

 

[ssaannttoo]

This thread was made as a joke

 

[Faustus]

Warning! This is not a drill!
...THIS is a drill:

 

[ben909]

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for one night. Set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life

I am tempted to quote this in the last thing you laughed about thread

 

[ssaannttoo]

Glass is see through.

 

[Marius Merganser]

Fun fact: If you held your breath while falling into a black hole, you would die.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Did you knew that if you jump off a bridge, all of your problems suddenly will stop.

(No! Do not try it.)

 

[ben909]

Did you knew that if you jump off a bridge, all of your problems suddenly will stop.

(No! Do not try it.)

Actually you would have some new big problems

 

[ssaannttoo]

Your brain is smaller than my balls.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Actually you would have some new big problems

( nah they really disappear except for one. You are falling off a bridge.)


Air is poisonous but depending on person it takes from 70 to 110 years to poison to death.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

My underwear is 2 sizes too small

 

[Chad Firepaws]

In order for there to be beautiful things, there must be ugly things as well. In other words, I have found my purpose in life

 

[ssaannttoo]

I only have one pair of underwear

 

[Punji]

I only have one pair of underwear

Thongs and panties count as underwear too ya' know.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Did you know that one penny is worth one whole cent! Here ya go! *puts a penny in your pocket then pats your shoulder* Buy yourself something nice.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Children are easier to defeat in a fight than your average full grown adult. Also you can throw them.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

I used to have a black cat named Casanova who was obsessed with human flatulence.

 

[Yakamaru]

For every wife thrown you get one angry woman.