The Less You Know

[ssaannttoo]

That statement doesn't even make sense

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Statements only make sense if they make sense.

 

[Tacoshark]

Statistics show the number one killer in America is Death.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sharks have sharp teeth. But they are fun to play with.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

An inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die

 

[Yakamaru]

Did you know that the best thing to beat is your own score/records?

 

[ssaannttoo]

If you apply an electric current to a pickle, the salt in the pickle acts as a conductor. Therefor pickles glow in the dark.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

You can generate electricity using potatoes. You can cause a dead frog's body to twitch using electricity. Therefore you can cause a dead frog's body to twitch using potatoes.

 

[Netanye Dakabi]

You can generate electricity using potatoes. You can cause a dead frog's body to twitch using electricity. Therefore you can cause a dead frog's body to twitch using potatoes.

we literally did that in school.

you are not your cells, you are the electricity running around your cells.

 

[Yakamaru]

Every cell in your body make you, you.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Your cells are smol

 

[Netanye Dakabi]

except for incels

 

[ssaannttoo]

Kidney stones hurt

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Passing kidney stones is nature's torture.

 

[Netanye Dakabi]

Passing kidney stones is nature's torture.

try having a massive surgical proceedure that itches after and you're not allowed to scratch it.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

try having a massive surgical proceedure that itches after and you're not allowed to scratch it.

O o f

 

[Tacoshark]

Did you know that if you learn to play an instrument, it will not cure your diabetes

 

[Netanye Dakabi]

Did you know that if you learn to play an instrument, it will not cure your diabetes

unless it's a medical instrument.

...

thaaat's yet to be invented.

 

[Telnac]

try having a massive surgical proceedure that itches after and you're not allowed to scratch it.

If you have a uvulopalatopharyngoplasty (yes, that's a real word, which is why most ppl use the abbreviation UPPP), you have to re-learn how to swallow. Plus it's one of the more painful surgeries you can get. Not fun!

 

[Netanye Dakabi]

If you have a uvulopalatopharyngoplasty (yes, that's a real word, which is why most ppl use the abbreviation UPPP), you have to re-learn how to swallow. Plus it's one of the more painful surgeries you can get. Not fun!

is that a pallette reconstruction of sorts?

i think i know someone who had that.

 

[Guifrog]

Flies fly.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Flies fly.

And I take it they are quite tasty too ^^

 

[TyraWadman]

When I get sad, I am unhappy.

 

[Tacoshark]

A new study has found the rate of teenage pregnancy drops significantly after the age of 20

 

[Telnac]

is that a pallette reconstruction of sorts?

i think i know someone who had that.

Yeah it's the removal of the tonsils, the uvula and pretty much all of the soft tissue in the back of the throat they can. It's to attempt to cure sleep apnea. In my case it didn't work.

Thankfully CPAP technology has improved a LOT in the decade since I had that surgery and I can tolerate it now. The CPAP machine I had back then made me sound like Darth Vader and the hose wasn't heated so just as I was starting to fall asleep I'd shift position in bed and it'd dump a bunch of water on my face!