The manly men topic
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Imperial Impact
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pheonix
back'n up back'n up
It's okay not as good as Seinfeld though.
As for which I am, it depends on your consideration of manly and girly. If having long hair and not having particularly prominent muscles (they work perfectly well, mind you--and you don't need to be too strong to fight well anyway) makes you a girly boi, I suppose that's me. And I make a few of the strange gestures, but that's out of force of habit I guess, not because I'm gay (because I'm not, closer to bi actually). But if you were to get in a fight with me (I'm not an idiot and won't hurt people for calling me a fag) it would generally take me between ten and twenty seconds to end the fight and ask someone to call the police to pick up this asshole who tried to start a fight with me. Who, by the way, is perfectly fine but in a joint lock. 
Martial arts. Rearranging peoples' faces is a real good way to get the police after YOU instead.
As for which I LIKE... well, not manly man, that's for sure. Masculinity as I take it you mean... urk. It pisses me off when people try and best each other in one thing or another. I'm not saying we should all shake hands and get along, mind you, I just want people to shut up about what they can do. I walk softly and carry a stick that's big enough for whatever I need. They walk loudly and carry a stick that's too big and useless to stop me from hitting them with my own. Yes, that's a very strained analogy, bear with me. Girly guys, on the other hand, I suppose they're not too bad if they're not the stereotyped "OMG I broke a nail!" girly guys. I wouldn't mind being with them. But I'd prefer someone like myself. Someone that is passive enough to let me be in charge when I know better than them, but masculine enough to actually lead when leading needs to be done.
Martial arts. Rearranging peoples' faces is a real good way to get the police after YOU instead.As for which I LIKE... well, not manly man, that's for sure. Masculinity as I take it you mean... urk. It pisses me off when people try and best each other in one thing or another. I'm not saying we should all shake hands and get along, mind you, I just want people to shut up about what they can do. I walk softly and carry a stick that's big enough for whatever I need. They walk loudly and carry a stick that's too big and useless to stop me from hitting them with my own. Yes, that's a very strained analogy, bear with me. Girly guys, on the other hand, I suppose they're not too bad if they're not the stereotyped "OMG I broke a nail!" girly guys. I wouldn't mind being with them. But I'd prefer someone like myself. Someone that is passive enough to let me be in charge when I know better than them, but masculine enough to actually lead when leading needs to be done.
Get-dancing
Member
At last someone said it!
I do 60 press-ups a day and 100 sit-ups, Fightclub is the best film ever and I FUCKING LOVE BOOBIES!
I do 60 press-ups a day and 100 sit-ups, Fightclub is the best film ever and I FUCKING LOVE BOOBIES!
pheonix
back'n up back'n up
Fightclub is the most overplayed movie ever.
Thatch
Still not at 10k posts
There are skinny men that are still visibly men. It's all in the proportions of the skeletal structure.
Well, that and the dressing style, it can turn the manliest man into a girl
Uro
Bringing reality here since 08
Jarz
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Tycho
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What? Did any one else hear that? I swear that foreskin just talked.
Dyluck
hi ilu :>
Are we talking about manly men or white trash retards?
Get out, faggot.
Well I know who I am and am not baking cookies for! *Hmph*
Shark_the_raptor
I'm in love with a pizza.
Manly men? *swoons* >.-.>
I feel like baking cookies as well which is sad, because I can't bake.
I feel like baking cookies as well which is sad, because I can't bake.
Enigmaticat
Oh Boy!
Not cookies:
Shark_the_raptor
I'm in love with a pizza.
Hahaha! Silibus, you're terrible.
Funny, we're talking of baking cookies in the "Manly Men" thread...
Funny, we're talking of baking cookies in the "Manly Men" thread...
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Tycho
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mmmm....
I think I'll jump on the cookie-baking bandwagon. Baking is a great way to spend a day when it's cold and inclement outside.
Also: manly men bake cookies. But their cookies always seem to taste too much like... testosterone and gunpowder and gasoline.
I think I'll jump on the cookie-baking bandwagon. Baking is a great way to spend a day when it's cold and inclement outside.
Also: manly men bake cookies. But their cookies always seem to taste too much like... testosterone and gunpowder and gasoline.
Enigmaticat
Oh Boy!
Vgcats has this covered.
Get-dancing
Member
Note how this thread fell down the slippery slope from "Calling all men! If you don't act manly then who the fuck will? Grab your groin and scream 'Oh sweet potatoe!'" to "OMG! You is liek well sexast'! You think that women are only good for making dinner and squeezing out puppies! Sexast!".
Oh gender roles, where the fuck are they when you need them?
Oh gender roles, where the fuck are they when you need them?
Thatch
Still not at 10k posts
Arc
Grim's Delicate Flower
Either this is an obvious troll, a really sarcastic person
or one of the most ridiculous people I've ever seen around here.
And I bet the person behind this computer,
sure is a totally manly, 7 feet tall guy, with tons of muscles.