The official FAF RP thread
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Not on my threads. You've "ignored and forgotten" me. So, please get back to doing that because I'd just realized why it was for the best. For one of us anyway.
If Courtney Love was a fat pasty dude who talks like the pedophile from Family Guy yeah I guess.
Dude give me a break okay? I'm one of those guys who likes to make the case the reason forums are becoming irrelevant is because people would rather watch something than read something, but 8 fucking minutes of that, are you out of your mind?
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
This part is sadly true, FAF. XD my fiancé can confirm.
Mikazuki Marazhu
I hate you all
I'll give you credit in a way though, the ex analogy does work to some extent because I have a real ex right now who is admittedly worse to the extreme (51/50, no lie, she will tell you so herself) and, like Butters, she pretty much just clung to me out of the blue one day for some reason I never really did figure out. Both were obsessed with me. Both eventually threw me in the trash because I had one bad day. Both act like I'm entirely the bad guy in the matter. Both are still obsessed with me in their own way even as I try pretty hard to just try to be a better person than who I was before. Both gave me a lot of issues I didn't want. And I'm glad both of them are pretty much just on the periphery of my life now though I wish they would either evolve or die like nature intended.
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
Butters stroked off to all the butthurt. Everyone came.
it was glorious. Just like that 2008 macho man pic.
it was glorious. Just like that 2008 macho man pic.
Schwimmwagen
Well-Known Member
if you can make everyone spooge just by spooging yourself in private, you're my new best friend
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
It's something you have to train to do. With buhhadist monks. On your knees.
Once you fix your EU, I'd be happy to show you Mr. Farage.
Schwimmwagen
Well-Known Member
So I guess all that chanting I hear from outside the temple is a choir of gay-moans?
>fixing the EU
>not letting it crash and burn
>not worshipping Farage the Prophet
>wanting your fish stolen
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Alexxx-Returns
The Sergal that Didn't Vore
I keep seeing the title as "The Official FAP Thread".
Schwimmwagen
Well-Known Member
no difference
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Deleted member 93706
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The line "Never give up the ship!" comes to mind. But then, I'm a stubborn old cuss. Who owns blades and guns. And reads books. Actual, physical, ink and paper books. Dissected a rat in college anatomy class. Built my first car from two junkers. Dealt with my mother during her breast-cancer ordeal (when no other family bothered to offer help). I think that Yoda line: "Do, or do not." is very wise.
And so far, you're "do"ing quite well, in my book.
S
Sar
Guest
*I take all your wallets and begin masturbating furiously over them*
Mentova
I live, I die, I live again
why you do dis :c
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Deleted member 93706
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Out of love <3
I like the fact Butters keeps talking about my abs from 2008 which, if I remember correctly, is when they were kinda shit. My waist needed a lot of work at the time. And now it's a full seven years since then and my midsection is actually really trim, defined, mostly from coughing and not eating the past few weeks but still. This guy was obsessed with my body from day one, and frankly he never even saw the real me, he just saw some fictional character in his head he expected me to play the role for and stopped being a friend because I couldn't take his shit anymore, blew up at him, and since I was literally the first guy he ever had any kind of attraction to, he took it really hard. That was the only reason I felt sorry because, duh, I know what my first time getting dumped was like. But even I learned to forgive that girl and she was actually with me in an actual, "we both think this is a relationship" relationship.
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
:3 im pretty hard to get over I suppose.
also, sorry to ruin your fun rp thread but I sorta dislike this asshole for using reds death to basically stay on FAF. Too bad it's going down in flames tho~
also, sorry to ruin your fun rp thread but I sorta dislike this asshole for using reds death to basically stay on FAF. Too bad it's going down in flames tho~
It's fucking amazing you think that's what this is. Not infuriating. Amazing. Your inability to empathize is all the explanation I need for anything to do with anything about you, including what you'd see in a drunken shell of a human like Daisy. Another person whose issues you can feed and enable for your own sick needs. Like your need to obsess and lord over a guy just because you're infatuated with the idea of him in your head. The fact you think you have some innate right to be here that I or anyone else doesn't. Because you are better than me, how, exactly? Fucking name it. Give me allll the excuse I need to dump those screencaps of your bullshit all over these forums.
I'll include mine because I'm not ashamed of myself anymore. The only thing I'm ashamed of is that Red died having faith in you as a person and begged me to do the same.
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
Red was informed of what a tool you were when you begged her to get in contact with me. (Which I made clear I never wanted to discuss anything with you again) I dunno what she thought of you after me and her talked and I don't pretend to. But out I do know you wanted back on FAF since 2012. Begged xaerun in 2013 but were denied. Then red died and you needed "to grieve" which basically involved returning to rants and raves and general discussion to do your old thing. Ayattar wanted to grieve, he left once he had. But you didn't give two shits about Red. And to see you use her to get back on some forum that you wanted back on for years...
it really disgusted me.
But out I do know you wanted back on FAF since 2012. Begged xaerun in 2013 but were denied. Then red died and you needed "to grieve" which basically involved returning to rants and raves and general discussion to do your old thing. Ayattar wanted to grieve, he left once he had. But you didn't give two shits about Red. And to see you use her to get back on some forum that you wanted back on for years...
it really disgusted me.
Do you want me to screencap the logs of a convo between me and Red that pretty much proves you wrong? I never begged her to talk to you. In fact I was on the fence about if I even wanted to do this pic for you. She said she'd pass it along to you if I ever drew it. Of course, that never happened. Now, this was probably about 2 months ago, give or take, so I don't know what the fuck else you could be talking about.
Red's attitude was basically "believe what you saw, fuck what you heard". Which is why whatever you told her about me fell on deaf ears. She'd seen the real me for a long time, kid, back when it was CC. You see, CC was actually my first real close friend after you, the one I was determined not to run off. That has a lot to do with why me and her became as close as we were.
So in a way I do have you to thank for making me the person I am and in a strange way, even for me and Red becoming friends. But she wasn't right about everyone or everything and I think she was wrong about you. She said you'd become a lot less angry and bitter in general but I don't see it. Again, I got screencaps of that so don't even trip.
Ayattar is Ayattar, I am me, where do you get this idea from me and him must both act exactly the same? Don't you even realize how fucking arrogant you are trying to paint us both with the same brush as if we have anything to do with each other besides being banned at one point and being friends with Red? You yourself wanted me back on FAF and only changed your mind about that because you changed your mind about me.
This forum, this community, nothing about anything revolves around you. My life revolved around you for a short time and I damn near never recovered. So I got bigger fish to fry right now than what you still believe about me. This is pretty much your last fucking warning, Butters. Give it up. Go home. Lay off me. Call it whatever you want. Unless you're perfectly okay with me spilling the beans all about you which I'm personally not but honestly, you seem to crave drama of one kind or another. Alright, well, at least half of it is your material right?
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
Uwu that means a lot. Ilu man. <3
Anyway, I don't care about your threats wolf bone. Just needed to get that off my chest since you came back.