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The person above you just LOST their job. Why?

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Sergei Sóhomo

Guest
What kinda d*ckhead fires a person for not liking spicy food? :p
You got fired from the next job because your smile creeped out the customers.
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Yakamaru

Cyberpunk musta Susi
You're literally trash. 'nough said.
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
^You're too popular, all these people want an autograph and it's clogging up the store
 

Dmc10398

Goodspeed, bootlegger, B-17 pilot extraordinaire
Fired after calling off too many times due to being run over ... :eek:
 
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Dmc10398

Goodspeed, bootlegger, B-17 pilot extraordinaire
Fired for sniffing ass of possible new clients, even after being corrected with news paper.
 
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ACaracalFromWork

Guest
For forgetting that you were sick on a sick day, did you also furget that we live next door too! I saw you in your pool and the pool party! Do not lie! DO NOT LIE!
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
@Dmc10398 Fired for people mistaking your normal expression for 'blatant sexual harassment.' The boss got triggered

@ACaracalFromWork Fired for being blind, would normally be discrimination but unfortunately you're a payed assassin - too many innocents taken out, giving your gang a not so flash image
 
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ACaracalFromWork

Guest
For working too slow, did you think we would not notice this behavior and let you give the load on everyone else!
 

Yakamaru

Cyberpunk musta Susi
Woofed one time too many. Infront of the CEO's wife. While in her bed.
 

Dmc10398

Goodspeed, bootlegger, B-17 pilot extraordinaire
Woofed one time too many. Infront of the CEO's wife. While in her bed.

Wow I didn't know Goodspeed had it in him :D

^Making to many unfunny movies even if the animal were cute ^
 

KiokuChan

4-tailed kitsune
Couldn't resist the urge to bury a chew toy in the office shrubbery
 

Dmc10398

Goodspeed, bootlegger, B-17 pilot extraordinaire
Tails kept knocking things off desks plus co-workers/customers keep walking into doors/walls doing double takes. Sorry insurance said we had to let you go.
 

Dragoneer

Site Developer
Site Director
Administrator
Got into an argument at work, and tried to mark his territory in another employee's cubicle.
 
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