The Pokemon Thread

[Stratelier]

My game really likes giving me girls, apparently. Last night I bred a few Amaura and the first one hatched (and now on my team) is a female. My starter is female. My primary and secondary birds are female. My Lapras is female. Almost like the RNG is biased or something.

No, no Tyrantrum/Aurorus pairings. Put down that ship and back away slowly....

BTW, I now officially hate catching wild Eevees. Every time you Burn or Paralyze them they just Refresh it off.

PS: Refrigerate is a cool ability; we can finally have a HYPER ICE BEAM.

 

[BRN]

No, no Tyrantrum/Aurorus pairings. Put down that ship and back away slowly....

http://puu.sh/56Gf6.png

 

[Judge Spear]

Strata...

Swimming in the pussy.

SWIMMING

 

[Stratelier]

...I don't even...

 

[chesse20]

Pokemon now has memes in

 

[Harbinger]

"Omg occasionaly references to online things this infuriates me so."

 

[BRN]

"Omg occasionaly references to online things this infuriates me so."

While the 'over 9000' one took me by surprise, 'my body is ready' just had me laughing.

 

[Alexxx-Returns]

One perfectly EV trained Shedinja.

Apparently you CAN polish a turd =)

 

[SirRob]

"The Petaya Berry tree has 2 Berries!"

DON'T &%$# WITH ME GAME

DON'T EVEN TRY

THERE'S CLEARLY 3 BERRIES ON THAT TREE

 

[CaptainCool]

Rob! Don't be so greedy.

 

[Judge Spear]

Rob! Don't be so greedy.

No. FUCK off. Games lyin to niggas and shit. >:c
Don't stand for that crap, Rob. Fucking tell that tree to give your YOUR goddamn berries. You need some help!??

 

[CaptainCool]

No. FUCK off. Games lyin to niggas and shit. >:c
Don't stand for that crap, Rob. Fucking tell that tree to give your YOUR goddamn berries. You need some help!??

DON'T YOU TELL ME TO FUCK OFF NYUGGA!

The tree is sharing it's berries with you! You are not entitled to get all berries. Show those trees some love, man :C

 

[Judge Spear]

DON'T YOU TELL ME TO FUCK OFF NYUGGA!

The tree is sharing it's berries with you! You are not entitled to get all berries. Show those trees some love, man :C

I'm sorry. Do PEOPLE grow their own berries!?!? That tree better give me every damn piece of fruit it has when I want it. It can grow it's own for it's own wants and needs when I'm not around.

 

[CaptainCool]

I'm sorry. Do PEOPLE grow their own berries!?!? That tree better give me every damn piece of fruit it has when I want it. It can grow it's own for it's own wants and needs when I'm not around.

Last time I checked there were no berries sprouting from my body :V I am pretty sure the trees are doing all the work.

 

[BRN]

Discovering how kickass my 'Fortune' is. It survived the assault of, and took down, 2 pokemon in a Single Battle in ten turns, only using one attack move, without any stat buffs.

 

[DrDingo]

Discovering how kickass my 'Fortune' is. It survived the assault of, and took down, 2 pokemon in a Single Battle in ten turns, only using one attack move, without any stat buffs.

Do you mind if I ask what Pokemon 'Fortune' is?
EDIT- I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Carbink. That's what I think it is.

 

[BRN]

Do you mind if I ask what Pokemon 'Fortune' is?
EDIT- I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Carbink. That's what I think it is.

Well, I wouldn't have told you, but yup. It's got 150 base in both defenses - on par with Defensive Forme Aegislash - with EV training in both, and the motherfucker can seriously take a beating.

 

[Judge Spear]

...

Bruce Willis should be the next Pokemon champion. :0

 

[Distorted]

...

Bruce Willis should be the next Pokemon champion. :0

I can already picture the explosions and profanity. So awesome...

 

[DrDingo]

Well, I wouldn't have told you, but yup. It's got 150 base in both defenses - on par with Defensive Forme Aegislash - with EV training in both, and the motherfucker can seriously take a beating.

If we battle each other in the tournament, I'll look forward to it.

 

[BRN]

Just found out that Adam can't OHKO a mega-blaziken with a super-effective move.

Turns out he only has 9 ATK IVs... to the depths of my PC with you, admirable sir.

 

[SirRob]

I'll have my 2nd competitive Pokemon ready for tomorrow, looks like... If I can squeeze one more in, I might actually be a match for Mr. dark horse.

 

[Misomie]

Anyone up for a multi-battle? I just need two more participants. D:

 

[SirRob]

I would, but I've only got about 40 minutes until my writs run out and my steps reset. @___@

 

[BRN]

Been up for a while, so my DS has been here with me since 2am-ish through to 5am; the effect of the sun rising in Anistar City is bootiful.~

The sun rises slowly, the sea turns from navy through teal to cyan, and the sky and clouds gently appear. The designers cared about this skybox, it's wonderful.