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ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
THIS JUST IN, Local furry Chad arrested for BRAGGING about his QUOTE "Massive honging log donger" in a crowed public metro. This is one of 6 recent Furry Chads doing similar acts, is this a new trend that will lead to the greatest Breeders behind bars. The femboy community outraged this big OWO daddy doms aren't able to give them the good D, they so desperately crave. Economics warn this lag in the economy can spell disaster for small businesses AND poorer communities. This is the latest and we will keep you updated as events unfold. This has been Santo with your midnight news.
 

IJustWantUpdates

Moving to Furrypile! https://furrypile.co.uk/
EATEN ALIVE!

A man has reportedly been eaten alive by a wolf-like creature!
 

TrixieFox

Blood Rose Faction Leader
Local Fox nearly steps in puddle of water!


It's a slow news day, alright!
Local Resident Wins Lottery 100 times in a row

a certain @Amepix has won the Lottery with every ticket they have bought
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
BREAKING NEWS: Local Teen is teaching her peers a valuable lesson about what it means to fuck around and find out. After an outbreak of students at a local high school fucking around and finding out because of this. This social warrior has started a radical new campaign to keep the fucking around to a minimum. Already reports of finding out have decreasing. However there is a limited faction of the Fuck Arounders, as they call themselves, who are avidly opposing this new position. This started a turf war dividing the local school systems.

This is an ongoing situation and we will keep you posted with hourly updates. The local police departments have advised everybody to stay in their homes until further notice. Only go out when absolutely necessary. This is your bullshit update and I am your host, Santo.
 
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