The Religion Thread

[Hinall]

It's been a long time since we've had a healthy discussion on anything holy in these parts. With the state things are right know, I feel as though we need this. What do you believe in? What was the latest thing you've done that's made you feel more spritually connected to God? Atheists, please, try to keep this civil, or just go away. God Bless.

 

[Butters Shikkon]

I didn't believe there was a God til you made this thread in a modless era.

 

[Tiamat]

FREEDOM GO TO HELL

 

[Amiir]

Uh oh. Quick, get the popcorn!

 

[Deleted member 93706]

No, I do not believe that there is a centralized higher power. I believe in things that can be measured. To each their own. We'll find out who was right when we die.

 

[Amiir]

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله

Allahu Akbar

 

[Joybit]

I practice the religion of "not giving a damn." The rules are strictly lax.

 

[CaptainCool]

I recently became a christian. Why? I realized that since there are so many scientists who are christians and since so many important discoveries have been made by ancient christians that must mean that christianity is true!

Just kidding religion is still complete bullshit

 

[CaptainCool]

Allahu Akbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nc7SD5Bvaw

 

[ZaraphayxRedux]

Look at me, I am the captain now.

 

[Hinall]

I recently became a christian. Why? I realized that since there are so many scientists who are christians and since so many important discoveries have been made by ancient christians that must mean that christianity is true!Just kidding religion is still complete bullshit

I thought I told you atheists not to ruin this thread. If religion is bullshit, how come we have souls? How come the universe seems to have been created to work with such perfection? How come so many people feel comforted by God's presence and follow his Word to this day? There are some things even your science can't explain.

 

[Deleted member 93706]

I thought I told you atheists not to ruin this thread.

I'm an atheist, and I didn't do anything wrong Q_Q

If religion is bullshit, how come we have souls?

Science has so, So, SO far to go.

How come the universe seems to have been created to work with such perfection?

That's the only way it can exist.

How come so many people feel comforted by God's presence and follow his Word to this day?

Placebo effect.

There are some things even your science can't explain.

Yet.

 

[X_Joshi_X]

Penis. All hail the penis.

And Odin.

 

[CaptainCool]

I thought I told you atheists not to ruin this thread. If religion is bullshit, how come we have souls? How come the universe seems to have been created to work with such perfection? How come so many people feel comforted by God's presence and follow his Word to this day? There are some things even your science can't explain.

-Souls don't exist... anymore. I consumed them.
-The universe is perfect? Dude! FURRIES EXIST. How could the universe be any less perfect than that?!
-That one I can get behind, knowing that god always watches me fap is pretty hot.
-You got that wrong. Science could explain everything. It's just that no one wants to study the really gross stuff.

 

[Taikugemu]

PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN GOD ARE DUMBASSES.

*eats fedora*

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I personally believe in the Norse Gods. Odin, please smite thee and cleanse the site of this impuritor!

 

[Azure]

allahu SNACKBAR

pass the hummus you tardis

 

[ZaraphayxRedux]

-Souls don't exist... anymore. I consumed them.
-The universe is perfect? Dude! FURRIES EXIST. How could the universe be any less perfect than that?!
-That one I can get behind, knowing that god always watches me fap is pretty hot.
-You got that wrong. Science could explain everything. It's just that no one wants to study the really gross stuff.

ahahaha

 

[-Sliqq-]

*ahem*

Every fucking athiest in this thread can suck on Jesus' holy dick.

For you, it'll be imaginary.

Right?

 

[Butters Shikkon]

*ahem*

Every fucking athiest in this thread can suck on Jesus' holy dick.

For you, it'll be imaginary.

Right?

im dating him currently. It's pretty big for a jew, but I gotta say he's been pretty disappointed in some of your behavior in the bathroom.

 

[CaptainCool]

*ahem*

Every fucking athiest in this thread can suck on Jesus' holy dick.

For you, it'll be imaginary.

Right?

I bet Jesus' dick was all gross and crusty because people back then used to be vile savages who didn't wash their junk.

 

[Butters Shikkon]

I bet Jesus' dick was all gross and crusty because people back then used to be vile savages who didn't wash their junk.

I make sure he keeps it clean. ;3

 

[-Sliqq-]

I make sure he keeps it clean. ;3

Did you remember to put on the holy foreskin during the cleaning ceremonies?

 

[CaptainCool]

I make sure he keeps it clean. ;3

Without humans cleaning their junk horses essentially need to fuck to keep their dicks clean. Otherwise really gross smegma beans accumulate in their dick-folds.
I bet people were like that as well. They were so disgusting they had to fuck to keep their cocks clean.

 

[Butters Shikkon]

Did you remember to put on the holy foreskin during the cleaning ceremonies?

well, I vaccum and he does dishes. If that's what you mean. ;3

Without humans cleaning their junk horses essentially need to fuck to keep their dicks clean. Otherwise really gross smegma beans accumulate in their dick-folds.
I bet people where like that as well. They were so disgusting they had to fuck to keep their cocks clean.

ew, cc. Desert sex.