I put "other" because I'm so fucking complicated. :V
Only steers and queers come from Texas
Do you suck dicks?
Are you a Peter Puffer?
I bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach-around
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose
I feel like a lot of shit would remind you of that
You can tell that to Sargent Hartman, and hope that he doesn't sucker-punch you in the gut, while yelling more homophobic remarks at you
I was under the assumption that it is common courtesy for the top to give bottom a handy, after all getting to be top is supposedly better, and getting pounded in the ass doesnt sound very easy.Yeah well I'll tell "Sargent Hartman" to make me a fucking club sandwich while im fucking him in the ass and see how he likes being told to do two things at once
There's absolutely 100% zero reason for a top to give a bottom a reacharound. I'm fucking you in the ass, I'm not going to be doing multiple math equations on a chalkboard and making a BLT at the same goddamn time. You've got two free hands and you're getting ass pleasure, why the fuck can't you jack yourself off
I'm doing 100% of the work and only gettin dick pleasure