maxgoof
Active Member
This was a failure.
I'm making a not here: Epic Crash
It's hard to keep the servers up and running.
Amateur coders.
Our searches are down because we suck
Donations that you send to us we don't know where they have gone.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
Fur Affinity's searching have turned out to be fake.
And you gave us a ton
So our systems all could run
But the searches are all still a lie.
I bet you're all angry
Cuz everything's 404 not found
It's visitors, not DOS attacks that killed me. (No, really, it is...)
My website's in pieces
The servers all run like they're on fire.
As you wait it hurts because we don't know what we can do.
We just made a website without planning it well
We had no idea we'd be going through Hell
So we asked for your cash
To buy servers that would crash
Seems donations are all just a lie.
How long is "shortly"?
Been looking at this dumb fox for days.
Maybe you'll find someone else to host you.
Maybe furnation.
That was a joke. Haha. Don't leave.
Hardware in a cardboard box was just a figure of speech.
Look at me still singing while the site is offline
Maybe all the donations should buy servers next time.
But I got a new car
And some drinks down at the bar
While the servers are all still offline
Furnations's running and we are offline.
And so is VCL but we're offline.
We'll be back shortly but now we're offline.
We're up an hour but now we're offline.
We should all give up and just stay offline.
We're online!!
Back offline...
-- "The Site Is A Lie" by Corsi. A parody of "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton, from the game "Portal". Recorded versions can be found on on both Corsi's and maxgoof's site, when Fur Affinity is online, and on You Tube when it isn't.
I'm making a not here: Epic Crash
It's hard to keep the servers up and running.
Amateur coders.
Our searches are down because we suck
Donations that you send to us we don't know where they have gone.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
Fur Affinity's searching have turned out to be fake.
And you gave us a ton
So our systems all could run
But the searches are all still a lie.
I bet you're all angry
Cuz everything's 404 not found
It's visitors, not DOS attacks that killed me. (No, really, it is...)
My website's in pieces
The servers all run like they're on fire.
As you wait it hurts because we don't know what we can do.
We just made a website without planning it well
We had no idea we'd be going through Hell
So we asked for your cash
To buy servers that would crash
Seems donations are all just a lie.
How long is "shortly"?
Been looking at this dumb fox for days.
Maybe you'll find someone else to host you.
Maybe furnation.
That was a joke. Haha. Don't leave.
Hardware in a cardboard box was just a figure of speech.
Look at me still singing while the site is offline
Maybe all the donations should buy servers next time.
But I got a new car
And some drinks down at the bar
While the servers are all still offline
Furnations's running and we are offline.
And so is VCL but we're offline.
We'll be back shortly but now we're offline.
We're up an hour but now we're offline.
We should all give up and just stay offline.
We're online!!
Back offline...
-- "The Site Is A Lie" by Corsi. A parody of "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton, from the game "Portal". Recorded versions can be found on on both Corsi's and maxgoof's site, when Fur Affinity is online, and on You Tube when it isn't.