The user above you has been arrested

[Rap Daniel]

It's Soviet Russia, so you arrest the cops instead

 

[Misha Bordiga Zahradník]

Bad jokes were trumped up to interference with an officer in his duties.

 

[TR273]

Arrested for being an unlicensed Elvis impersonator.

Suspicions were raised (ironically) by your off key version of ‘Jailhouse Rock’.

 

[Rap Daniel]

Theft of cheese.

 

[Simo]

Impersonating Barney, and then.....eating all those annoying brats!

 

[Foxy Emy]

Arrested for not spanking the officer hard enough.

 

[FatalBlackRose]

Arrested for stealing valuables from other people's places.

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

Arrested fur taking poop on neighbors lawn....in broad daylight.....as the kids were getting off the bus.

 

[lofiFlavors]

Obviously for stealing Christmas with his sticky paws.

 

[FatalBlackRose]

Arrested because they tried to get out of a speeding ticket by flirting with the cops.

 

[Aika the manokit]

Arrested for making lewd gestures towards civilians... A bloody nose for touching an officers butt

 

[BlueHeadedNibba]

For eating workers at an old folks home and kidnapping several orphan children

 

[TR273]

Arrested for having an evil goatee with out a license.

 

[idkthough120]

Arrested for smiling in a cool way...

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Arrested for hiding evil intentions behind a cute face

 

[Yakamaru]

Possession of highly concentrated but also highly illegal pierogi.

 

[TR273]

Arrested for smuggling nuclear reactors under your hat.

 

[Ravofox]

Arrested for spying on everyone and writting down everything they do!

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Not arrested but kidnapped by Ringmaster for experiment...

 

[idkthough120]

Arrested for having a gun in the desert-

 

[Yakamaru]

Arrested for insulting the High King of Skyrim.

 

[BlueHeadedNibba]

Arrested for the distribution of crystal meth

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Arrested for buying crystal meth

 

[BlueHeadedNibba]

Damn

 

[BlueHeadedNibba]

You got me there Mr cat