The user above you just beat you up in a parking lot. Why?

[JackJackal]

I accidentally hit your eye while playing billiards

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Thought I was taking a leak in the grass. Turns out I was just emptying my water bottle.

 

[Zehlua]

I just wanted another scrap

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Caught me trying to steal their right-side mirror

 

[Pogo]

I didnt laugh at his particularly relevant and witty joke.
Then got an explanation why it was funny
Verbal beatings count right?

 

[shapeless0ne]

laughed at pogo for not getting the witty joke.

 

[Skychickens]

I told them that they weren't a real species.

This is why I don't bar...

 

[Zehlua]

I wouldn't stop making chicken noises

 

[shapeless0ne]

I told them that they weren't a real species.

This is why I don't bar...

that...actually is a good burn.

I got beat up by zehlua because I spilled a drink on her best outfit.

 

[lacelamb11]

I got beat up by theshapelessone in the parking lot for thinking he's a moth based off his profile pic

 

[connortheskunk]

You overheard me talking to my friends about how you were "too cute to be harmful", so you decided to prove me wrong

 

[Shoiyo]

Started hitting on you and you did not reciprocate.

 

[Simo]

Mistook him for a Brony due to that blue/purple streak in his hair, and called him Rainbow Dash, and started to dance about singing, "My Little Skunkie!"

 

[Jaberwocky]

I... I thought... I thought your tail was part of the street Q_Q So... I... Uhm... I'm sorry! But... I rode over your tail Q_Q With... with my tricycle... I'm so soooooorry Q_Q

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

He didn't beat me up, but he did accidentally run into me with his tricycle as he was accosted by @Simo .

 

[Skychickens]

So you know how I was using them as a pillow for a bit? Apparently I squished too much I hurt the precious kitty belly and they had to get back at me. T~T

 

[Rochat]

I tried to deep fry him.

 

[Some Moron]

I tried to whack 'em with a broom.

 

[Skychickens]

I made too many stupid "eye" puns.

 

[Asassinator]

I talked to his wife

 

[ChapterAquila92]

I jacked his Batman perch.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

I used my cat form to perch on the top of his head, in between his top two spikes.

I will be completely honest, I thought I was rather cute.

 

[Asassinator]

I sprayed water on him. It was rather amusing

 

[Some Moron]

I made a reference to the only blue things on his profile picture.

 

[Massan Otter]

I called him a furry.