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The user above you just started a war, how?

Fenrir Likan

Anthro/Feral Wolfo/Coyote Gurl
Fenrir founded a liberal democracy that placed the people above parochial monied interests. He quickly eliminated social scourges such as illiteracy, hunger, and predatory business and gentried pathological self-interests. Not content to let social equity stand, those interests formed evil alliances with external empires, now enemies, who quietly worked to subvert the state system of prosperity that Fenrir had carefully cultivated over many years to help and elevate the people they selflessly served because it seemed noble to them.

The empires were determined to make an example of Fenrir's little model society, poisoning the well so as to demonstrate to the world why sociopathic capitalistic predation is 'always preferable' to equality and collective prosperity. Endlessly, the external forces quietly cultivated evil memes, self-destructive memes, given out with a straight face as if offering children poison candy. While this quickly introduced many form of strife, it alone was not sufficient to bring down Fenrir's equitable land. And so, next, the external empires manipulated the international systems of finance to crash Fenrir's currency, but the people still had heart and each other, and even this couldn't pull the walls down upon them, and they endured in austerity, making art, poetry, culture for each other, celebrating their own noble spirits in dignity.

Finally the external empires just dropped a nuke. It doesn't even matter if it's a real or figurative one, genocidal-like effects took root and destroyed, finally, dogryme6's civilization, its survivors scattered to the four corners. But even then, its memory lived on as legendary, immortal, and eventually, it inspired many more to follow in their paths to build flourishing-on-Earth for all.
*wipes away a tear* So ..beautiful..
 

134

Well-Known Member
This is easy but not really funny. You missunderstood the laughter of a sheep as a declaration of war.
 

dogryme6

Duality Fluff Dragon
snorlax slept in front of the president's parking lot. With nothing possible being able to push him aside, and especially not in time for the president's meeting, the president declares war on pokemon.
If only they had a pokeflute. But alas, you know what happens when you pie the pipers.
 

134

Well-Known Member
So there was this stool. It was an actual golden stool, belonging to the Sergal Mafia. The stool was sacred, believed to house not only the authority of the chief, but also the spirit of the Sergal Mafia. In March 2018 dogryme6 decided to sit on it.
 

dogryme6

Duality Fluff Dragon
So there was this stool. It was an actual golden stool, belonging to the Sergal Mafia. The stool was sacred, believed to house not only the authority of the chief, but also the spirit of the Sergal Mafia. In March 2018 dogryme6 decided to sit on it.
"Well hello, I'd like to order a pepsi..." And that was the silliest reason a war could be started. He sat on a prized golden stool.
(SKIP ME!)
 

ChromaticRabbit

lagomorphic
Banned
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Called it Isis instead of DAESH, inciting a holy war. Dragged down into an ancient Egyptian crypt and entombed there after immovable carved granite stones are lowered, sealing off the exit from the outside. It's Isis's sanctuary, and she's quite livid about the whole misuse of her name thing. She decides to take it out upon you personally, forever.
 
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dogryme6

Duality Fluff Dragon
bombed by isis
Dragged down into an ancient Egyptian crypt and entombed there after immovable carved granite stones are lowered, sealing off the exit from the outside. It's Isis's tomb, and he's quite livid about the whole misuse of her name thing. She decides to take it out upon you personally, forever.
(Umm... these sound more like "How'd the poster above you die?" more than "How'd the poster above you start a war?)"
 

Astus

Well Known Foxxo
They incited a border quarrel after they went to wash their clothes in the creek that supposedly was in another country, after trying to avoid some... lets just say they had an interesting night they’d like for people to forget about
 

Yakamaru

Woof? Woof
Your foxiness ended up making everyone on the planet jealous. So now there's a global war to be able to woo the charming fox above me. :3
 

dogryme6

Duality Fluff Dragon
People argued too intensely about whether or not you're a real dragon.
(XD I'm a Fluff Dragon. They're not really True dragons, and mine in particular are mixed a bit with Sheep. Sooo... Not really a real dragon XD
Skip me!)
 

pediachnid

skittering about
you gathered an army of various kingdoms trying to defend the not dragon from various other kingdoms attempting to slay it, a lot of thos kingdoms have allies, and we all know how lots of allies tend to go, lest i remind you of Franz Burgundian
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Got sick of spider oppression. Used strategic tactics against arachnophobia which resulted in the opposing army burning their own land and houses down to the ground. Pediachnid's army wasn't even armed. It was a war won and fought by the own side creating their own losses. This happened so fast it was unannounced to Pediachnid that he even started a war until after they won.
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Refused to apologise for any mistake you ever made. So one day when you accidently insulted the alpha of another pack you chose to die as a martyr instead. Your pack was incensed by the other pack's supposed lack of mercy and attacked them. As everyone in your pack had a tendency not to back down, the war escalated till every wolf was involved. It is now immortalised as WWWI, World Wolf War One
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Refused to apologise for any mistake you ever made. So one day when you accidently insulted the alpha of another pack you chose to die as a martyr instead. Your pack was incensed by the other pack's supposed lack of mercy and attacked them. As everyone in your pack had a tendency not to back down, the war escalated till every wolf was involved. It is now immortalised as WWWI, World Wolf War One
How a bat got dragged into a wolf war is beyond me!
 
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