DarkoKavinsky
ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Yupe a bit batty. Icon refers to a saying that holds sentimental meaning. But fursona's a bat. Making a new icon now.
Sent someone a message upside down, the NSA intercepted and misread it as a terrorist threat.
Hint for the next poster: I was born in Russia.
You could just say that, because everyone knows anyone and everyone from Russia is armed to the teeth with nuclear weapons and wants to personally destroy the USA.
Obviously.
Hint for the next poster: I was born in Russia.
You could just say that, because everyone knows anyone and everyone from Russia is armed to the teeth with nuclear weapons and wants to personally destroy the USA.
Obviously.
pediachnid
skittering about
with your name its pretty self explainitory
dogryme6
Duality Fluff Dragon
Jumped on someone's head. They said kill it with fire, but you jumped off in time!
... But, well, the person that went radical and used a flamethrower was called a terrorist. Worst yet? They were a foreigner, and the folks back at their home were so disgusted by the act they declared war on the nation it happened in.
... Whoops.
... But, well, the person that went radical and used a flamethrower was called a terrorist. Worst yet? They were a foreigner, and the folks back at their home were so disgusted by the act they declared war on the nation it happened in.
... Whoops.
DarkoKavinsky
ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Your truth of not being a dragon resulted in persecution. However nobody knew who the hell you are so the dragon witch hunt ended up with massive casualties as they assumed they were trying to protect your identity. The escalation was absurd and quick resulting in numerous losses and the dragons turning on each other due to religious division and economic issues.
Dragons almost make themselves extinct as a direct result. However you survived and only heard about this fiasco over the news as you were vacationing in a region that only had Foxes, Wolves, Bats, various forms of domesticated canines and few other species. Spiders became the dominate species in the regions that the dragons destroyed.
LONG LIVE THE SPIDER KING!
Dragons almost make themselves extinct as a direct result. However you survived and only heard about this fiasco over the news as you were vacationing in a region that only had Foxes, Wolves, Bats, various forms of domesticated canines and few other species. Spiders became the dominate species in the regions that the dragons destroyed.
LONG LIVE THE SPIDER KING!
Turns out that the fancy new RTS game you're playing was actually an extension of a missile defense supercomputer.
Shall we to play a game?
Shall we to play a game?
MetroFox2
Resident Stone Age Fox
I mean, look at your avatar, clearly you've just turned up somewhere and started burning shit to the ground.
(Sorry, a bit boring, but I hate using my phone to type).
Water Draco
Well-Known Member
You used your stealth and snuck into Kim Jong Un's office and swapped the send button on his fax machine with his nuclear button that is mostly in his office.
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Deleted member 111470
Guest
Your local store said they no longer import Italian foods - nothing, no pastas, no coffee, no sauces, no olive oil. If you can't have any, no one can.
dogryme6
Duality Fluff Dragon
What a strange cute bright creature that is! But what species is it exactly?
People are perplexed by the fantasy critter. It's got horns going backwards like a dragon, fluffy ears kinda like a sheep, and a mouth like one too...
They can't decide what it is. The shepherds adore it, but it was inevitable. This amazing cute creature is too good for this world. It simply must die! But then there were the defenders. And then there were more fighters.
The poor thing fled while the fields turned to turmoil, with war in its wake at every passing turn. It came to be known as the Peace Render.
People are perplexed by the fantasy critter. It's got horns going backwards like a dragon, fluffy ears kinda like a sheep, and a mouth like one too...
They can't decide what it is. The shepherds adore it, but it was inevitable. This amazing cute creature is too good for this world. It simply must die! But then there were the defenders. And then there were more fighters.
The poor thing fled while the fields turned to turmoil, with war in its wake at every passing turn. It came to be known as the Peace Render.
pediachnid
skittering about
you not being a true dragon led to an argument between a bunch of Scottish folk, then with Scottish folk claiming one another is "no true Scotsman" it eventually erupted on a pride and vanity driven honor war to prove who the real Scotsmen are
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Vitaly
Guest
laid eggs in ear of korean leader wwhile he slept
pediachnid
skittering about
you decided entering wasp country was a good idea, especially without a passport and a yellow/black card required to not be stung to death
DarkoKavinsky
ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
You got bored. So you started an argument on another forum.
Flame war.
Flame war.
dogryme6
Duality Fluff Dragon
Was found out by 'Merica you helped Kim Jong with his nuclear weapons project, and proceeded to doom Absolutely Everyone instead of just One (Bad) Nation.
DarkoKavinsky
ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
You trip and fell in front of sniper's bullet. Because of your actions somebody had to potentially hire a few more snipers to make sure that ww3 wasn't going to happen by obviously random deaths... or so they say. However the resulting incidents did start a civil war. Way to lose your balance and fall in front of a bullet.
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Deleted member 115426
Guest
Tripped on his edge and landed on the big red nuke button.
dogryme6
Duality Fluff Dragon
Ouchies... >_< But I'm sure it's fine... Only got embedded in the right side of my ribcage...
Now about that civil war... Oh dear.
A mixture of bovine and dragon! Milking it for all it's worth, aren'tcha! You started some beef with a couple of country folks, and what started off as a fight in the mud turned into outright civil disrest and eventually total chaos! They forgot why they called the national gaurd, and the folks who tried to tell the original reason why were blown off as having seen pink elephants the night before! The hysteria causes, you guessed it, another civil war!