The user above you just started a war, how?

[Asassinator]

Guess who @Asassinator 's next target is

Even I don't know

 

[Izar]

He started a riot at school because he was sick of stupid assignments. The riot spread to others schools internationally.

 

[Leo Whitepaw]

You stole my muffins and started Muffin War 1

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

After that war, you sent operatives to infiltrate all of his muffin factories and covertly gather his muffin secrets, but they got caught while they were eating some. So began Muffin War II.

 

[katalistik]

Your muffins somehow appeared in my VR game and they're not even the type I want! They also look like some 8-bit joke. LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE!

Muffin War III it is then...

 

[Guifrog]

You're so fluffy people just love to hug you too much. Not everyone is able to hug you though, so they start to fight against each other just to get the fluff, and it becomes a pandemic.

 

[Skychickens]

They claimed their poison wasn’t deadly, but some prime ministers child had a severe allergic reaction to it. They were so offended by this “act of terrorism” that they started a war against all frogs.

 

[Leo Whitepaw]

You just slapped me, so I'm bringing war to this world. Yes, You totally just did slap me and I'm totally not just making it up for the sake of starting another war because what kind of person does that? Me? You insult me with such a suggestion! Now I have double the reason to go to war!

 

[Lea.Tigris]

Purely because he could and wanted to.
He has a manifesto and everything!

 

[dogryme6]

Accused the paranoid wolfy of having a manifesto and having no reason for war. And as a secret ally of the wuffies I must defend their honor. En gaurde!

 

[Skychickens]

You made a rug out of @Simo ’s shed butt fur, sold it to @Izzy4895 who in turn sold it to a big crime boss.

It’s gone downhill since.

 

[dogryme6]

I... I told you not to release those classified Skunk Nation secret scandal files! Agh. Crap. Now everyone knows what my exploits were there.
And it turns out I had also hid a molotov socktail in the king of ferrets's laundry so it would stink forever. Now there's a war between the ferrets and the skunks due to a perceived attack from them.

 

[pediachnid]

dragon hunters vs a bunch of dragon cultist because both groups found you

 

[Redwulf16]

you started a flame war because you said spoders were cute.

btw I think spoders are adorable XDD

 

[dogryme6]

you started a flame war because you said spoders were cute.

btw I think spoders are adorable XDD

Um... Ditto?

 

[Infrarednexus]

You stole my morning coffee.....


Never steal my morning coffee!

 

[Rochat]

Hacked into Iran's nuclear facilities.

 

[dogryme6]

Looked a little too shady, in general. Store owners got mad to the point of not wanting you in their stores. Then there was this dual mcdonalds taco bell restaurant on the border of the United States and Mexico, and you were cute to one store owner but hated by the other. This diverging opinion between them was enough to start another war.

 

[pediachnid]

you tossed a fruit at every world leader and said it was in the name of a diffrent world leader

 

[dogryme6]

(Not gonna add on to the who started a war thing just yet, but sir spider, your comment is the most hilarious thing thus far to grace my eyes. That is so totally something I would do! XD)

 

[SerialHowler]

Started a war by necroing threads from 4 years ago.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Started a war by necroing threads from 4 years ago.

Wait, you're not @ssaannttoo

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Started a war by announcing faf closing

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Threw the manure "accidentially"

 

[Rimna]

He's corporate - they wage war against humanity simply by existing