The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Ravofox]

There have been a couple of 'would you push the button' threads springing up recently. So I thought, why not make a game out of it? Here, you decide on, if there was a big fat red button in front of the user above you, what would happen if they pressed it. Good luck.

 

[Open_Mind]

Turn all the Furry Fandom haters into subs for an unusually well-endowed and extremely hard-to-please Sergal.

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

The button causes a completely random planet in the universe to explode. We'll probably never find out what it was.

 

[Yakamaru]

Turn everyone into a chibi.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Removes all the popcorn in the world.

 

[Nightlock]

You push the button.



Nothing happens.

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

You push the button.



Nothing happens.

You get yelled at by Professor Oak every time you push the button, no matter where you happened to be.

 

[Nightlock]

You get yelled at by Professor Oak every time you push the button, no matter where you happened to be.

Now that's really effective. I need the motivation.

 

[Yakamaru]

You ended up with rabies. :V

That rabies however is harmless. Eeeexcept it makes you the most social animal on the planet. And get 10m followers on Twitter.

 

[Pompadork]

You change everyones profile picture into a tacky MySpace Blingee.

 

[Ravofox]

It makes every emo kid cry

 

[Yakamaru]

You just nuked North Korea. With gay Furry porn. Suffice to say, Kim Jong Un is now named Kim Adult Un. :V

 

[Astus]

Congratulations, you just created a world full of SJWs that all bow down to a communist dictator but don't want to overthrow them because that would be rude to go against their beliefs, so insensitive! And the worst part of it is that you're also now immortal but still can feel pain and such... good luck

 

[Simo]

The ever curious fox has just pushed a button that turns all foxes into cute, fluffy skunks! My mission has been accomplished. : )

 

[Ravofox]

The button alerts the authorities to your location - not so accomplished now XD

 

[Simo]

The button diverts them to your location, where, as a skunk that looks just like me, you are blamed : P

 

[Astus]

The button turns all the foxes who were turned into skunks, back into foxes

 

[KeitoTheMidnightFox]

The button also turns foxes into innocent creatures

 

[Simo]

The button turns all foxes into the willing, humble servants of all other furry species

*ponders the paradox of an innocent fox*

 

[Ramjet]

The button turns back time 5 seconds before you pushed it while wiping your memory of it.Your doomed to live in a loop for all eternity,do not push it!!!

 

[Magnavox]

It crashes my javascript project. Or was it something in the code?

 

[MadKiyo]

It orders a pizza with every press, but the pizza is delivered completely randomized in terms of style and toppings.

 

[Ravofox]

It puts anchovies on every pizza!! (I actually love them )

 

[KeitoTheMidnightFox]

It also puts pineapple bits on the pizza too

 

[Shoiyo]

At first, nothing happens, but then the earth begins to rumble in a low moan that strikes fear into the hearts of every man, woman, and child. Asphalt streets crack and splinter, earth pushes upward as if the very ground is giving birth to something truly horrific. A yawning hellgate opens and the shrieks of millions of lost souls reverberate endlessly around the earth like a choir of tortured ground squirrels. From the abyss that none dare look into rises a single figure, a large headed beast of the nether-world with eyes as black as coal. The monstrosity says nothing, it simply stares into your soul before slowly pitter-pattering toward you on it's stumpy little legs. You can see clearly now that it has no mouth, just those terrible, soulless eyes that bore deep into the very core of your being.

You have unleashed Hello Kitty. God have mercy on your soul.