The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[AceQuorthon]

The button fixes every milkshake machine at every fast food joint in the world, and you’re now entitled to free milkshakes :3

 

[TR273]

The button plays this...

 

[Deleted member 132067]

It helps you to properly bind your tie. Because come on, who even knows how to do that?

 

[ConorHyena]

It makes Senpai notice you.

 

[Trndsttr]

It ends homophobia forever (I wish it was real)

 

[Cyanomega]

Pushing the button starts a strange looping cycle of reincarnation where you try to perfect the mathematical truth of pistachio ice cream. It's a seemingly never ending cycle of nonsensical ramblings, but at one point you make a breakthrough that leads to the harder problem of justifying the existence of butter pecan through Pi digits.

This will eventually end in a utopia for mankind, but you will always settle for vanilla ice cream.

 

[Z-ro]

It ends homophobia forever (I wish it was real)

Yeah you did

 

[Atty]

The button forces you to like this post.
...Aw, darn. Looks like the button is broken. My evil plan has been thwarted. >:c

 

[Marcl]

The button provides you with a bunch of fresh fries.

 

[Z-ro]

The button provides you with a bunch of fresh fries.

The button makes everybody's school lunch edible

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

This button delivers a five gallon bucket of ketchup to your front door.

 

[Jacob Bender]

the button goes: Creeper, AWW MAN!!!

 

[Z-ro]

the button goes: Creeper, AWW MAN!!!

The button extinguishes all kangaroos who can't box

 

[Simo]

The button delivers 10,000 litres of creamy peanut butter to the home of @A Minty cheetah...in bulk form.

 

[A Minty cheetah]

The button reverses all of @Simo 's mischief, including that previous button press!!!
(Peanut butter bloody stinks!!!!!)

 

[TR273]

The button fires all Peanut butter and Mayonnaise into the sun.

 

[Marcl]

The button starts a memorial for all the peanut butter and mayonnaise sent to the sun.

 

[Tazmo]

The button creates a holiday in remembrance of the sun bound peanut butter and mayonnaise.

 

[Simo]

The button reverses all of @Simo 's mischief, including that previous button press!!!
(Peanut butter bloody stinks!!!!!)

The button puts all of Simo's mischief back in place, and increases the amount by 50%, and 100% in the case of any Cheetah of a green hue.

 

[A Minty cheetah]

The button makes me immune to contact with any foodstuffs that I dislike!!!

 

[Marcl]

The button makes you jump. Like in Super Mario Bros.

 

[blue sky love]

It makes world hunger non-existent.

 

[Guifrog]

Turns @Some Moron into a mermaid

 

[TR273]

The button gives you a Rhode Island quarter.

 

[Marcl]

The button just gives you a quarter. Not a 25-coin. A quarter of a normal coin.