The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[TR273]

A sign lights up.
'By pressing the button, you have invalidated your warranty. Have a nice day.'

 

[Ravofox]

The button replaces your pencil with a pen.

 

[Simo]

The button transports you to my all new Mustelid Zoo.

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

Neutralizes your skunk spray.

 

[DRGN Juno]

The button breaks. You are billed for repairs.

 

[Keefur]

It melts you down into a tub of Silly Putty.

 

[Stuff]

It burns your Fur off.

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

It burns your fur o- Wait...

 

[Stuff]

It burns your fur o- Wait...

It burns you.

 

[TR273]

The button activates the sprinklers.

 

[Niru the Husky]

The button changes the water to candys

 

[Keefur]

You hear a *fart* sound and several people laughing over the speaker system.

 

[Faustus]

Vends ready-cooked megatherium haunches

 

[Keefur]

Vends ready-cooked megatherium haunches

I'm impressed you knew what a megatherium was.

The button gives you a barrel of Jack Daniels whiskey.

 

[kattinwolfling]

The button makes it so that when you stop pressing it the people around you get annoyed

 

[Infrarednexus]

The button doots a spooky doot

 

[Guifrog]

The button turns you off. Now you sleep.

 

[Marcl]

That's your button. I've just pressed your button ;p

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

Traps you in a giant butterfly net.

 

[Universe]

It lights you on fire

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Nothing seems to happen and you have paranoia about it. Or maybe the button gave you paranoia.

 

[Keefur]

The button transports you back in time to a tar pit, where you see Cutter Cat waving at you as he slowly sinks.

 

[Marcl]

The button transports you back in time to a tar pit, where you see Cutter Cat waving at you as he slowly sinks.

The button summons some archaeologists to dig you up after few millennia.

 

[Universe]

It encases you in blue Diamond

 

[Simo]

It transforms your house into a busy McDonalds.