The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Keefur]

Here's another button. It's a stress release button. It does nothing, but it helps to fight the urge to press any other buttons.

Isn't that like drinking alcohol to prevent alcoholism?

You push the button and your finger becomes permanently stuck to the button.

 

[Marcl]

Isn't that like drinking alcohol to prevent alcoholism?

Fair point...

Pressing the button cures your button-pressing addiction. x3

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Your button refills my box of Cheez-Its. Please press it again.

 

[puddinsticks]

This button opens up a new tab of "Cookie Clicker".

 

[Faustus]

A white glove on a mechanical arm appears through a hole in the wall and... *BOOP* right on the snoot.

 

[Keefur]

The button makes you a pb&j sammich. You better hope no one eats you.

 

[Dreammaker33]

The button gives out free cheese to everyone.

 

[Keefur]

The button makes you go on sale for $0.99 a pound.

 

[Cosmonaughty]

You push the button. It drops the beat, oldschool!

 

[Keefur]

You push the button and win one free game on a pinball machine.

 

[puddinsticks]

You push the button... Another button appears next to it.

 

[Sir Thaikard]

You push the button and you suddenly feel like you're being watched but you don't know where from or by who.

 

[TR273]

And now there's a lever too.

 

[Cosmonaughty]

You push the pointless button. Nothing happens. You feel ambivilant!

 

[Dreammaker33]

The button sets all the cows free!

 

[Tazmo]

You push the button and it dispenses a ticket, the purpose of it is unknown.....

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

You push the button and it demands that you insert your ticket in order to continue pushing the button.

 

[Simo]

The button teaches @Manchesterite about life via the school of hard knocks

 

[Keefur]

The button puts you in a Sabertooth fursuit.

 

[Simo]

The button turns all foxes into skunks.

 

[Izzy4895]

The button causes all skunks to exhibit foxlike behavior.

 

[Keefur]

The button makes you smell like @Simo .

 

[Simo]

The button makes you smell like @Simo .

The button turns you into a cute, fluffy clone of Simo under my control.

 

[Thrashy]

The button shuts down the power supply of any radio station when they want to play "last christmas".

 

[TR273]

The button 'Rick Rolls' every radio station.