The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Casey Fluffbat]

The button is like the jump button in Mario, and makes anyone you look at jump at will.

oh btw simo, what happened to some moron?

 

[Positron]

It makes you chin bigger but everything else smaller

 

[TR273]

The button makes Big Ben chime.

 

[Z-ro]

The button makes Big Ben chime.

The button approves foreign's human rights and eliminates the brexit

 

[Guifrog]

The button kisses you! Awwwwwww

 

[Z-ro]

The button kisses you! Awwwwwww

Yeet, frog poison

 

[Minerva_Minx]

It makes you only speak in memes.

 

[Z-ro]

It makes you only speak in memes.

E!!!!

 

[SLB-Portu23]

Gives you a second full sized head of a random animal (place of spawning is totally aleatory upon your physical frame)

 

[Simo]

The button is like the jump button in Mario, and makes anyone you look at jump at will.

oh btw simo, what happened to some moron?

The button makes me wonder about this too! He deleted his account a ways back and I miss that rectangle! I'll have to see if I can give him a shout on Discord.

Thus: The button brings Some Moron back...

 

[Leeze]

The button replaces all the Christmas trees in Hobby Lobby with furry dakis.

 

[Simo]

The button makes me give everybody a wedgie

 

[Positron]

The button becomes a bruiseles banana

 

[Simo]

The button makes life go in reverse, and we grow younger and younger...

 

[WXYZ]

The button makes life go in reverse, and we grow younger and younger...

The button makes you crave meat

 

[Simo]

The button makes you crave meat

The button makes you crave oatmeal around the clock and even during sex.

 

[Positron]

The button does nothing, and that scares you

 

[Anibusvolts]

The button opens a random door in your house

 

[Tazmo]

The button gives you an unlimited amount of sweet potatoes

 

[cerulean_blues]

The button causes money to rain from the sky, but none of it is legal tender.

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

The button becomes jammed and cannot be pressed again, but calls a repair team to fix it so it can continue to be completely pointless.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Connects you to a computer administrator in another country who is super excited about your network outage today!

 

[Ravofox]

The button starts reciting My Immortal (the attrocious Harry Potter fanfic). Enjoy!

 

[SLB-Portu23]

It makes a random crackhead question their life choices and opt to pursue an healthier lifestyle by changing to diet coke.

 

[Marcl]

The button makes a random can of coke burst open.