The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Simo]

The button turns the causes all foxes to lay a dozen eggs a day, and live in coops, like chickens.

 

[Keefur]

The button restarts your day like the movie, Groundhog Day.

 

[Pygmepatl]

It turns you into your fursona, or if you don't have one, into an anthropomorphized version of your favorite animal

 

[Universe]

It traps you in a time loop

 

[LionLimner]

*Gasp* You've done it now.

They're coming.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

*Throws her from Dark Ages straight to early modern period!*
Take that dog's blood!

 

[ConorHyena]

*Throws her from Dark Ages straight to early modern period!*
Take that dog's blood!

The button sets your pipe on fire.

literally

On fire.

 

[TR273]

The button sets your pipe on fire.

literally

On fire.

The button give you a promotion!

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

The button give you a promotion!

The button turns you into a fox.
Everyone assumes you're just a BADFOX and tries to capture you to 'reform' you.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

*Takes Gay molecules out of everyone and wipes them out from existance.*

"Oh for fuck's sake. Now it won't be so easy with getting gals..."

 

[LionLimner]

*Throws her from Dark Ages straight to early modern period!*
Take that dog's blood!

Gotta get back... back to the past... Samurai Jack.
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As you press the button an ominous beeping noise starts, and a knock on the door is revealed to be an anonymous gift of some catnip, hand delivered by hijacked Amazon drones.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Hah!

*Upon pressing button again you would realise that return to dark ages was not possible anymore*

"Relax girl, sabres are basically swords and you can get 30 musketeers for one knight. Reneissance is quite fun."

 

[Universe]

It teleports you outside of the timeline

 

[Skittles]

The button spawns more buttons!

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

*Spawns Napoleon*

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

The red button makes a click upon being pressed...
As the button is pushed down and slowly slides up, the inner components work...
Suspence rises as curiousity got the better of you and the red shiny button does it's function...

Actually the button did nothing, other than describe how it didn't work.

 

[TR273]

The button dispenses a sixpence.

 

[AcerbicSeth]

The user above me grew wise, and decided not to press the button.
Now we may never know what it did.

 

[Simo]

The button turns @AcerbicSeth into a banana yellow fox.

 

[Sir Thaikard]

Your hands are replaced with ping pong paddles.

 

[AcerbicSeth]

The button turns @AcerbicSeth into a banana yellow fox.

Spoiler: Grr...

The button makes me purple again.

 

[TR273]

The button changes colour.

 

[Keefur]

The button changes skunk spray into silly string.

 

[SLB-Portu23]

It grows taste buds all the way across the surface of your palms.

 

[Pygmepatl]

It gives a nice spank to a random user!