The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Keefur]

It plays this cartoon:

 

[Infrarednexus]

The button bakes you a loaf of artisan bread. High quality and sourced from local wheat farms. Warm and soft with a crispy outer layer that makes you savor every bite.

 

[TR273]

The button gives you the best cookie ever.

 

[Cosmonaughty]

You press the button. It turns on the glovebox light of a 1980's Austin Allegro.....

Nobody notices!

 

[Simo]

The button makes your glovebox eject any item placed in it----except gloves.

 

[DRGN Juno]

You are locked in @A Minty cheetah's cell exhibit.

 

[Sir Thaikard]

Launched into to stratosphere.

 

[Ace412]

Makes all restaurant tables clean and not sticky whatsoever when you sit down.

 

[Pygmepatl]

It makes Uranus explode

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Dispenses a soda.

 

[Keefur]

The button bakes you a loaf of artisan bread. High quality and sourced from local wheat farms. Warm and soft with a crispy outer layer that makes you savor every bite.

@Minerva_Minx the button gives you a bottle of hair gel.

 

[Simo]

The button gives you boobs like Dolly Parton and makes butterflies come to you whenever you sit in a swing.

 

[Nimah]

It glues your two index fingers together for 24 hours.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Alarms.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Makes internet explorer go even slower

 

[Nimah]

It opens the Raptors's enclosure.

 

[TR273]

The button plays a beautiful yet unidentifiable piece of music.

 

[Guifrog]

As you push it again, the song materializes into traces of light and colors

 

[Thrashy]

 

[Simo]

The button fixes the various odd errors I am getting on this site and insures it works on every browser yet to be invented, in perpetuity.

 

[Ace412]

The button makes you even more adorable!

 

[Ravofox]

The button inverts your colours!

 

[Simo]

The button turns you into an Arctic Fox.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The button converts all of your money into bitcoins.

 

[Ace412]

The button takes away negative side effects to any medication