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The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

Stray Cat Terry

It gives you a fried egg!

The raw-ness depends on how long you keep pressing it. Be careful if you don't want a fired egg! ÒwÓ


vaporeon with Axolotl gill array as neck fin
The button turns meta into a fox
It only works because he pushed the button

Foxy Emy

*Mischivious Noises*
The button turns earthly cheese into moon rocks.


I put the fun in dysfunctional
You get booped.



*internal screaming*
Engaging systems, pending global self destruction...

Honestly, should've pressed the blue button instead of the red one, it gives free cookies


I put the fun in dysfunctional
Your fur ends up very matted.


Pirate Fox Mom
The button transports you to a D&D type RPG and gives you your starting equipment.

1x hide helmet
1x Wool shirt
1x Leather Battle Skirt
1x Pair boots
1x Purple Feather
50 Gold
Sealed Coded Orders from the Emperor.

Find Bob!


I put the fun in dysfunctional
Lol, fuck Dave. That asshole kicked my cat once. I will never forgive him for his misdeeds!

A door appears.


CDC predicts zombies...
Plays "Disco Inferno" at a constant volume you can't ignore. Every so often it teases the first few bars of "It's Raining Men" before abruply back to the inferno.


I put the fun in dysfunctional
A pie of your choosing pops into existence in front of you. Fresh, too.